Post by joeyjojojrshabadoo on Jul 1, 2009 17:38:22 GMT
so a dwarf is cruising about the red light district in the back of his limo looking for a hooker, he drives up to one hooker and asks her to accompany him back to his hotel room, she duley obliges and gets in the limo. They pull up to the hotel, both get out and head up to his room with the dwarf carrying a briefcase. They get to his room and he says to her, "take off all your clothes and jump on the bed", and she does. The dwarf then places the briefcase on the bed, opens it, and pulls out four springs! He puts a spring on each hand and a spring on each foot! Bounces over to the bed, Boing! Boing! Jumps on the bed, Boing! Boing! Then procedes to shag her every way imaginable, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing! Finally, after two and a half hours of solid shaggin, he shoots his load, he cums, she cums, everybodys happy. She lays back, wipes the sweat from her forehead, lights a cigarette and says, "fuckin hell, thats the most amazing shag ive ever had in my entire life, unbelievable, what technique d'you call that?" The dwarf replies "fourspringdwarftechnique!"