Post by ScholesEvilTwin on Oct 21, 2009 9:44:05 GMT
For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack S**t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know jack s**t"
Thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack S**t is the only son of Argh S**t, who married Oh S**t, the owners of Knee Deep N S**t Inc. In turn Jack S**t married No S**t and the couple had 6 children - Holy S**t, Giva S**t, Fulla S**t, Bull S**t and the twins Deep S**t and Dip S**t.
Deep S**t married Dumb S**t, a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack and No S**t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No S**t Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip S**t married Lotta S**t and had a rather nervous child named Chicken S**t. Fulla S**t and Giva S**t married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the S**t-Happens wedding. Bull S**t travelled the world and returned home with an italian bride - Pisa S**t.
Simples
*the asterix's should make this ok right??*
Thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack S**t is the only son of Argh S**t, who married Oh S**t, the owners of Knee Deep N S**t Inc. In turn Jack S**t married No S**t and the couple had 6 children - Holy S**t, Giva S**t, Fulla S**t, Bull S**t and the twins Deep S**t and Dip S**t.
Deep S**t married Dumb S**t, a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack and No S**t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No S**t Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip S**t married Lotta S**t and had a rather nervous child named Chicken S**t. Fulla S**t and Giva S**t married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the S**t-Happens wedding. Bull S**t travelled the world and returned home with an italian bride - Pisa S**t.
Simples
*the asterix's should make this ok right??*