Post by panda165 on Nov 3, 2009 12:28:21 GMT
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?".
God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the European Championship?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Liverpool win the Premier League?".
God Answers," I'll be dead by then!"
#devilfinger# #pissed# #scouser# #devilbanana#
God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the European Championship?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Liverpool win the Premier League?".
God Answers," I'll be dead by then!"
#devilfinger# #pissed# #scouser# #devilbanana#