Post by farredranger on Jan 20, 2010 17:40:39 GMT
Fifty nuns are killed in a coach crash and are at the pearly gates.
St Peter says "line up and each answer one question truthfully and you get into heaven but you must be honest."
First nun steps up and St peter says "have you ever touched a mans penis?"
Blushing she answers "yes just once with my finger".
"Ok" says St Peter "that was the truth, you can enter heaven but dip your finger in the holy water first to cleanse it."
Second nun steps up.
"Have you ever touched a mans penis?"
"Yes" she answers blushing, "I held one in my hand just to see what it was like."
"Ok that was the truth, in you go but dip your hand in the holy water first."
Suddenly a scuffle breaks out further down the line of nuns.
St Peter shouts "whats going on?"
Sister Mary steps out and shouts back - "Look if I've got to drink that water, I'm going before she washes her arse in it." ;D
St Peter says "line up and each answer one question truthfully and you get into heaven but you must be honest."
First nun steps up and St peter says "have you ever touched a mans penis?"
Blushing she answers "yes just once with my finger".
"Ok" says St Peter "that was the truth, you can enter heaven but dip your finger in the holy water first to cleanse it."
Second nun steps up.
"Have you ever touched a mans penis?"
"Yes" she answers blushing, "I held one in my hand just to see what it was like."
"Ok that was the truth, in you go but dip your hand in the holy water first."
Suddenly a scuffle breaks out further down the line of nuns.
St Peter shouts "whats going on?"
Sister Mary steps out and shouts back - "Look if I've got to drink that water, I'm going before she washes her arse in it." ;D
