Post by Rob on May 29, 2010 22:12:03 GMT
Here are some jokes I found and I guess you have probably read them already so, here they are if not:
"These new 3D TVs are so realistic. I fell asleep whilst watching a Liverpool game and when I woke my fucking wallet was gone. "
"Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax and insurance and the radio was still in it. "
"1981 was an interesting year, Prince Charles got married, Liverpool were crowned champions of Europe. Australia lost the Ashes and the Pope almost died.
2005 was also an interesting year, Prince Charles got married, Liverpool were champions of Europe again, Australia lost the Ashes again and the Pope died.
Lesson learned - the next time Charles gets married get your money on a awesome treble and don't warn the Pope. "
"Scousers must lead incredibly healthy lifestyles.
Everywhere you go in Liverpool, people are wearing tracksuits."
"These new 3D TVs are so realistic. I fell asleep whilst watching a Liverpool game and when I woke my fucking wallet was gone. "
"Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax and insurance and the radio was still in it. "
"1981 was an interesting year, Prince Charles got married, Liverpool were crowned champions of Europe. Australia lost the Ashes and the Pope almost died.
2005 was also an interesting year, Prince Charles got married, Liverpool were champions of Europe again, Australia lost the Ashes again and the Pope died.
Lesson learned - the next time Charles gets married get your money on a awesome treble and don't warn the Pope. "
"Scousers must lead incredibly healthy lifestyles.
Everywhere you go in Liverpool, people are wearing tracksuits."
