Post by gavinm2 on Jul 15, 2010 15:41:04 GMT
was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was
filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of
him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the
organ, keep it moist and that it would prevent the spread of
disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'
never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was
filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of
him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the
organ, keep it moist and that it would prevent the spread of
disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'
