Football Jokes

[Rob]

England

England players: protect yourself from Emile Heskey by disguising yourself as a goal.

France

What are the French playing at?

Sending Anelka home, then refusing to train.

I think we're about to see the world's first football surrender

Maradona

Maradona gave everyone of his players a hug and a kiss before their game against South Korea. Apparently John Terry does something similar with the England players' wives before each England game

[rn7]

Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike...

[Jo]

Man says to his mate: "These HD TVs are pretty realistic, I fell asleep during a Liverpool game and when I woke up my fucking wallet had gone!"

[Rob]

Timeless classic that one Jo....:-D