Post by pete on Dec 20, 2010 23:08:05 GMT
A woman looked out of her kitchen window and saw a gorilla up a tree. She decided to call the local zoo for help.
A man arrived a short while later with a stick, a miniature Yorkshire terrier, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
He told the woman he would soon sort this out but she would have to help him.
"I will climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick, he will fall out of the tree, the miniature yorkie, who is highly trained for this job, will bite the gorilla on the balls, the gorilla will automatically put his hands between his legs and that is when you handcuff him. have you got all of that? Yes said the woman but, what is the shotgun for? The man said"Well if I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, for fucks sake shoot the dog!"
A man arrived a short while later with a stick, a miniature Yorkshire terrier, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
He told the woman he would soon sort this out but she would have to help him.
"I will climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick, he will fall out of the tree, the miniature yorkie, who is highly trained for this job, will bite the gorilla on the balls, the gorilla will automatically put his hands between his legs and that is when you handcuff him. have you got all of that? Yes said the woman but, what is the shotgun for? The man said"Well if I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, for fucks sake shoot the dog!"
