Bornared
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Heskey
Feb 20, 2011 19:46:19 GMT
Post by Bornared on Feb 20, 2011 19:46:19 GMT
Just been reading some atrocious jokes on the board so thought I'd put one up that made me laugh.
Following Ryan Giggs' new deal with Manchester United, Emile Heskey thinks it's about time he had talks about getting a new contract.
His agent is confident he can get him 300 minutes and unlimited texts for £25.00 a month
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Heskey
Feb 21, 2011 1:41:20 GMT
Post by mltezr on Feb 21, 2011 1:41:20 GMT
hahahah yeah thats a good one. not the best but def better than the glazer one
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Heskey
Feb 21, 2011 15:31:27 GMT
Post by Dan United on Feb 21, 2011 15:31:27 GMT
I read something funny about HEskey today - Rogerio Ceni, a 38 year old goalkeeper playing for Sao Paulo, is stuck on 98 career goals after missing a penalty in his club's 4-0 win at the weekend. He takes freekicks and penalties and has scored 11 goals since the start of last season - the same as HEskey.
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Heskey
Feb 21, 2011 15:49:41 GMT
Post by ScholesEvilTwin on Feb 21, 2011 15:49:41 GMT
hes only 52 career goals away from matching Heskey - fucking hell!!
Just looked at his stats - back in 2005 he bagged 21 league goals, he then bagged 16 in 2006 and 10 in 2007!
The only time heskey bagged 20-odd was when he got 22 in his 2nd season at liverpool....hahaha
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Heskey
Feb 21, 2011 16:06:48 GMT
Post by Dan United on Feb 21, 2011 16:06:48 GMT
Heskey's highest ever tally for a season 22
Ceni's highest ever tally for a season 21
Though to be fair to old Bruno, he managed those 22 in 55 matches, whereas the keeper took 75. That's one thing Heskey can boast about in his career, he has a higher scoring rate than the goalkeeper that's scored more than any other keeper.
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Heskey
Feb 21, 2011 16:11:10 GMT
Post by Dan United on Feb 21, 2011 16:11:10 GMT
Heskey has only ever scored one hattrick, the same as Jose Luis Chilavert
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