Post by redyred on Jun 28, 2011 19:48:14 GMT
Rory McIlroy drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland .
Paddy who knows nothing about golf says"Top o' the morning to you sir".
Rory nods & bends over to pick up the petrol nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
"What are those?",asks Paddy.
"There called tees .They're for resting my balls on when I am driving," replies Rory.
"Feck me,"says Paddy, "BMW think of everything!"
Paddy who knows nothing about golf says"Top o' the morning to you sir".
Rory nods & bends over to pick up the petrol nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
"What are those?",asks Paddy.
"There called tees .They're for resting my balls on when I am driving," replies Rory.
"Feck me,"says Paddy, "BMW think of everything!"