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smartalex
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Middle man Jul 25, 2011 17:11:54 GMT

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Post by smartalex on Jul 25, 2011 17:11:54 GMT

I met this prostitute the other day, a Chelsea fan and she had tattoo’s of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs. She said “If you can guess these two tattoo’s right i’ll give you a free shag”

I replied “I don’t know who those two ugly fuckers are but the one in between with the big wet rubbery lips and curly hair is Drogba.

smartalex United Youth Teamer Posts: 235	Middle man Jul 25, 2011 17:12:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by smartalex on Jul 25, 2011 17:12:45 GMT ^ With thanks to TonyBee on the RoM blog forum.

unitedeast United School Boy plg%%Wayner Rooney%% Posts: 12	Middle man Jul 26, 2011 14:47:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unitedeast on Jul 26, 2011 14:47:07 GMT Not funny
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traffordbrown Eric Cantona Posts: 7,878	Middle man Jul 26, 2011 19:37:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by traffordbrown on Jul 26, 2011 19:37:13 GMT Chuckle.

thesituation United Reserve Player NanI7 Posts: 335	Middle man Jul 31, 2011 18:25:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thesituation on Jul 31, 2011 18:25:55 GMT Jul 26, 2011 14:47:07 GMT unitedeast said: Not funny I lol'd

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