Scouse Busting

[ScholesEvilTwin]

Ahead of Saturdays game - enjoy

Lets start with last season:


And move onto the 90/91 Rumbelows Cup win:


Then onto the King's comeback in 95/96:


And the FA Cup winning goal that same season:


Then Pallys double the following season:


And then the Treble season FA Cup comeback:


Dont forget Carraghers 2 own goals at the start of the following season:


And Forlan making the Scousers cry:


Rio's last minute winner in 06:


Or Rios goal in the 2-0 win the following season:


And O'Shea's last minute Kop winner that same season:


And finally - How about the 3-0 win in the 2007/08 season;


Take that you bin-dipping, rat munching, granny stabbing, hubcap stealing Scouse Bastards!

Q. What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

Q. What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?
A. The Dole queue.

Q. What is the ideal weight of a Scouser?
A. About three pounds, including the urn.

Q. - Why are Scousers like laxatives?
A .- Because they irritate the shit out of you.

Q. How many Scousers does it take to pave a driveway?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.

Q. How do you save a scouser from drowning?
A. Take your foot off his head.

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disc.

[Bestie]

Good videos, inspiring enough for the weekend. Like I said elsewhere, I'd take a couple of scuffed bobblers for a win, but it would certainly be nice to hammer that shower in their hovel for a change of recent history.

[Stew]

Pally's 2 were fantastic. We were getting so used to winning the league at that stage that the enormity of that occasion was lost a bit. Basically it was winner takes it all near the end of the season and we went up to their kip and battered them.

Wonderful.

[tommyred]

That Berbatov hatrick will surely be the highlight of his United career. Even if he doesn't play a meaningful part for us again, that hatrick gives us something great to remember him by.

[Rio5]

Wish that scoreline was different