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Post by reddub on Dec 28, 2011 16:13:18 GMT
Motorists who approach a heavy line of traffic, have no patience, then unlawfully pull out to the left, drive in the bus/taxi lane to takeover all traffic, then expect to pull back in front of motorists who were already waiting in the first place.
By the way i believe that police motorcyclists are now waiting in bus/taxi lanes (now and again) to catch offenders. Brilliant.
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Post by Kamilo on Feb 6, 2012 23:15:57 GMT
Speaking off, just was hit and run on the way to class. Asshole merged into my lane without even flinching to look. I stop he sees me walking over and takes off. No plates front or back, was in the bad part of town as well another car pulled up and begins to walk towards my car I sprinted back and took off like lightning. Oh America
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Post by mltezr on Feb 7, 2012 0:07:53 GMT
staying on the driving topic.
i absolutly hate it when people are in the right lane and decide to do 20km/h less than the speed limit. FFS go in the left lane. it causes a massive traffic queue to overtake them and its just rude.
i hate it when people dont flash their lights if theres a cop ahead but love it when people do it to them.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2012 0:29:56 GMT
The guys who are only there because work had a raffle for someones birthday. I'm semi-guilty of that - i got a free ticket from epson as my ex-company sold shit loads of projectors (i still have the ticket  ) Non-indicating people people who block islands with cars even though theres traffic in there lane and they just block the rest of the island people who obviously cannot drive 4x4's of any description EXCEPT the new land rover people in the gym who dont put weights back people in the gym who horde 4/5 weights even though they can only use one myself for not being able to talk to a specific girl in the gym APPLE + Steve cunt-arse Jobs Arse kissers being out of work people who open there door into your car and fucking dent and or scratch it people who cannot park straight |
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Post by Dan United on Feb 7, 2012 19:52:39 GMT
People who complain about getting fined for JUST narrowly going over the speed limit or for ONLY parking on double yellows for a minute. Oh, okay, I didn't realise that the law said don't park on double yellows unless you need to quickly pop into a shop!!! FFS
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Post by Kamilo on Feb 8, 2012 6:57:52 GMT
The guys who are only there because work had a raffle for someones birthday. I'm semi-guilty of that - i got a free ticket from epson as my ex-company sold shit loads of projectors (i still have the ticket ) Non-indicating people people who block islands with cars even though theres traffic in there lane and they just block the rest of the island people who obviously cannot drive 4x4's of any description EXCEPT the new land rover people in the gym who dont put weights back people in the gym who horde 4/5 weights even though they can only use one myself for not being able to talk to a specific girl in the gym APPLE + Steve cunt-arse Jobs Arse kissers being out of work people who open there door into your car and fucking dent and or scratch it people who cannot park straight Why apple and Steve Jobs if I may ask? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2012 11:12:08 GMT
I'm semi-guilty of that - i got a free ticket from epson as my ex-company sold shit loads of projectors (i still have the ticket ) Non-indicating people people who block islands with cars even though theres traffic in there lane and they just block the rest of the island people who obviously cannot drive 4x4's of any description EXCEPT the new land rover people in the gym who dont put weights back people in the gym who horde 4/5 weights even though they can only use one myself for not being able to talk to a specific girl in the gym APPLE + Steve cunt-arse Jobs Arse kissers being out of work people who open there door into your car and fucking dent and or scratch it people who cannot park straight Why apple and Steve Jobs if I may ask? because he was a gigantic nob - selling old hardware for 3x the price of the current stuff with the fanboys willing to shell out the money for it. for locking down hardware i.e. phones so they can only do what apple thinks you should be able to do. For not giving you features that every other phone in the world has and then releasing them on another version of the phone for another £400 and the same fan boys buy it for actually selling a version of linux that's free but adding a pretty gui on and selling that to all the fan boys the fan boys that refuse to believe that anything other than apple is the way forwards for Steve Jobs actually having the fucking cheek to say in his auto-biography that Bill Gates never invented anything in his life there is a million other reason but i don't think the forum would allow me to post them all  another pet hate is the fucking Baby factories that have more than 3 kids, you know, the girls that started at about 14 and just didn't know how to stop |
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Post by king nothing on Feb 10, 2012 21:49:54 GMT
People saying Bill gates never invented anything.
Burning food on the bottom of the pan.
My garlic and onions will not sweat they brown.
Working on a site when its minus six and you are standing in two inches of water.
Youporn tells me i need a flashplayer on my ps3???
Ronaldo wants to come back to united, but them spanish fucks will not let him go, why has this kidnapping case not been solved by interpol?Madrid cliam they paid us 80 million-where the fuck is the money.
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Post by fletchabey on Feb 10, 2012 22:00:15 GMT
People who complain about getting fined for JUST narrowly going over the speed limit or for ONLY parking on double yellows for a minute. Oh, okay, I didn't realise that the law said don't park on double yellows unless you need to quickly pop into a shop!!! FFS The amount of time I've heard people moaning about speeding fines saying 'I was only doing 38/39 in 30'. Thats the worst type of speeding as thirties are there for a reason usually. It far worse than doing 120 on the motorway, your not that likely to hit anything. Common sense, isn't. Youporn tells me i need a flashplayer on my ps3??? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 23:10:38 GMT
Ronaldo wants to come back to united, but them spanish fucks will not let him go, why has this kidnapping case not been solved by interpol?Madrid cliam they paid us 80 million-where the fuck is the money. or blatter saying madrid are holding him to ransom like a slave ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 17:22:04 GMT
People that do 40 in a 60 and then 50 in a 30. Having odd numbers on volume controls. People that claim benefits when theres fuck all wrong with them. People on the Dole that brag they take home more than workers so WHY should they work. Searching Google for "free" hand party material, then being give sites that say you have to pay. Gym people that attempt to lift more than they can just to impress someone. People that jump in front of you at the bar after youve been waiting for 10 minutes. Having to listen to jamie redknapp on sky sports during a football game. Jon Inverdale attempting to know what hes talking about when it comes to rugby. Rugby commentators being unbeleivably Bias towards England. Toyota Prius' - their fucking pointless. Being stuck behind old biddies walking down the street. People that cant park between 2 white lines and have to park diagonally. Everything to do with Liverpool Football Club. Having televsions where the Volume on number 2 is too quite and number 3 which is too loud. People with rediculously bright headlights that blind you. People that drive with their fogs on even when there is no fog. Think that just about covers the things off the top of my head  |
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Post by Dan United on Feb 15, 2012 8:43:41 GMT
People who need to constantly have jokes explained t them
People that slap their gums as they chew (shudder)
People who stand too close when they're talking to you
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Post by mltezr on Feb 16, 2012 6:48:19 GMT
Having odd numbers on volume controls.. Having televsions where the Volume on number 2 is too quite and number 3 which is too loud. This i cant handle odd numbers on the volume also when people watch tv with the time showing at the bottom on the screen. cant handle that. if you want to know the time just look at your phone in your pocket and it takes a little bit up on the screen |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 0:52:47 GMT
People who get in the lift at work and go one floor, lazy twats.
Being desperate for a shit without a toilet in sight, being desperate for a shit but the only toilet around is either missing toilet paper, or a seat.
People who presume you're a "Glory hunting plastic fan" just because you support United.
Women who say they like football, but ask them to name some players can give you Beckham, and then struggle.
Women who go to games despite knowing nothing about football, not caring in the slightest about the match and not knowing what the fuck is going on, simply because they want to look at the players arses, be around men and look like they are trendy going to the match, meaning genuine fans can't get tickets and miss out.
The FA
Hearing people at work talk about the stuff from their childhood, then realising that the stuff they are talking about was on TV when I was hitting the pubs, and I am so much older than them, before slinking away to sob.
Modern kids TV, just crap compared to the classics we had.
Hollywood movies thinking that you can jump straight through a plate glass window and then run off without a scratch; perhaps a director or script writer would like to try this one day?
Politicians who never, ever, answer "Yes" or "No" to a very simple, yes or no, question.
The agonizing moment you think you hear the bedroom door when you're in the middle of a wank, you freeze for a second, never quite sure if your first move should be hiding your junk, or knocking the porn off the computer, or shouting "Don't come in!" and end up not doing any of the above.
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Post by king nothing on Feb 17, 2012 17:27:12 GMT
This guy is class...
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