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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 13:00:46 GMT
Id hate to have a shark for a pet ... why? it would be AWESOME. If you then put frickin lazer beams on their heads you could take over the world |
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Post by ScholesEvilTwin on Mar 13, 2012 13:02:33 GMT
Id hate to have a shark for a pet ... why? it would be AWESOME. If you then put frickin lazer beams on their heads you could take over the world They would be awesome - but also cost a fortune to keep - i mean theres only so many hobos you can kidnap off the streets to feed them with before you would get caught.  |
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Post by Bestie on Mar 13, 2012 17:09:55 GMT
You could always pay City players to jump in a swim around with your sharks with frickin' lazer beams on their frickin' heads - The mercenaries over at Middle Eastlands would do anything if you paid them!
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Post by king nothing on Mar 13, 2012 20:37:20 GMT
Speed bumps, why lord goddammit why???The two humps are ok but the fuckers that go straight across... fuckin evil.
Filling up the van... takes far too long.On a lighter note i've been overpaying tax for the last twelve months as they reckon i underpaid a few years back because of said van. So i be forty quid a week better off soon wohoo.
Taxman see above ....Bastard.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 23:12:14 GMT
Speed bumps, why lord goddammit why???The two humps are ok but the fuckers that go straight across... fuckin evil.Filling up the van... takes far too long.On a lighter note i've been overpaying tax for the last twelve months as they reckon i underpaid a few years back because of said van. So i be forty quid a week better off soon wohoo. Taxman see above ....Bastard. 2nd this. Thumped my the bottom of my car goin to the gym, they are the 20ft tall bumps that are absolutely fucking pointless. |
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Post by aussiegraham on Mar 14, 2012 2:03:47 GMT
theres only so many hobos you can kidnap off the streets to feed them with before you would get caught. True, but there seems to be thousands of new City fans coming out of the woodwork that could be used instead! |
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Post by SAF_Legend on Mar 14, 2012 15:31:24 GMT
When the fucking captain of your football team does not do his job, and tries to bully you into doing the job for him, while taking all the fucking credit himself. Takes all your advice, and uses them, never to credit you. And if you don't do anything, you and your team suffers for it.
EDIT: and he runs off to play for another team while leaving his "first team" behind to sort themselves out for a major competition (relative to us) without further commitment - just DAYS before the competition might I add. Well done sir, you're a true wipe-ass of a person.
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Post by king nothing on Mar 17, 2012 23:02:13 GMT
Changing toilet seats not my idea of fun on a sat morning....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 11:53:56 GMT
when Candice Swanepoel isn't my Wife  |
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Post by king nothing on Mar 21, 2012 19:19:12 GMT
when Candice Swanepoel isn't my Wife On my way to google images now. |
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Post by king nothing on Mar 21, 2012 19:21:47 GMT
HubbaHubba
Just had a likle sex wee
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2012 19:43:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 20:09:07 GMT
Sweet mother of god. I think ive just done a man dribble.
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Post by king nothing on Mar 24, 2012 16:27:15 GMT
wunderbar Attachments:
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Post by redcase on Mar 25, 2012 10:24:49 GMT
ZOMG  But I'll have a bit of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley myself thank you very much |
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