Don't know if anyone read it or posted it ....

[Rio5]

Liverpool sign a new striker from Nigeria. On the first day of training Kenny Dalglish picks up a ball & says "Ball". Then he does a kicking motion & says "Kick". Then he points to the goal & says "Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL . . . GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says 'Excuse me Mr Dalglish , but I speak perfectly good English' Dalglish says "Sit down son, I'm talking to Andy Carroll."

[traffordbrown]

I think it has appeared before, ando08, but still a good'un all the same!

(Of course, you know Carroll will score tomorrow now we've taken the piss)

[Rio5]

Sure he will , I have this weird superstition, I don't post anymore in match game thread, cause, whenever I do, we loose, so from now on, I'll just post jokes