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Post by benji09 on Aug 7, 2012 13:16:10 GMT
Usain Bolt... All over twitter, Im hoping this ones for real finally! - Ok we can worry about agent fees and all that shit further down the line, but the big difference is apparently he has actually said he wants to play for us! which is a lot different from the Mouras of the world. I know you can't believe everything you read but its all over twitter and Bob Cass of the daily mail said he would eat his hairy ball sack if he doesn't sign tomorrow morning. This would definitely propel this summers activity up there with 2008....but we need to be patient. Mal Drefus (a respected journalist in Jamaica) says his sources tell him it will be sorted after the olympics. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  so excited. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 13:22:14 GMT
Usain must of had a look at the Bebe scenario and said to himself if he can get a game for United so can I! In breaking news, Jorge Mendes has announced a deal making himself sole representative of Usain Bolt  |
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Post by benji09 on Aug 7, 2012 13:25:41 GMT
In breaking news, Jorge Mendes has announced a deal making himself sole representative of Usain Bolt Shit where did you hear that? is that official!? This can only be good news! Goal.com have just said Usain bolt finds manchester 'exciting'. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2012 13:28:55 GMT
In breaking news, Jorge Mendes has announced a deal making himself sole representative of Usain Bolt Shit where did you hear that? is that official!? This can only be good news! Goal.com have just said Usain bolt finds manchester 'exciting'. Yes true bill.Its all over Twitter and Sky bet have slashed the odds to 1/44 on, done deal ;D |
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 7, 2012 13:33:42 GMT
Usain Bolt's dad is quoted in the Mail as "Wanting only Manchester" for his son, making United firm favorites for his signature.
The Metro carry a story regarding Manchester City's supposed interest in Usain Bolt with Roberto Mancini's recent comments "I like'heem, hee is a-goodplayer" igniting speculation they have launched a late bid to secure his services.
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Post by benji09 on Aug 7, 2012 13:34:03 GMT
`Well I try not to quote odds, but this can only be good!
Bob Cass is now offering to not only eat his balls but also shit ping pong balls out his arse if this isnt done by thursday.
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Post by benji09 on Aug 7, 2012 13:34:59 GMT
The Metro carry a story regarding Manchester City's supposed interest in Usain Bolt with Roberto Mancini's recent comments "I like'heem, hee is a-goodplayer" igniting speculation they have launched a late bid to secure his services. fucking city, thats right, let fergusons boys do the scouting then steal him with your megabucks... this seriously pisses me off.. |
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 7, 2012 13:37:33 GMT
It's all because of the Glaz(i)ers Benji!
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 7, 2012 14:11:41 GMT
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Post by Kamilo on Aug 7, 2012 14:50:10 GMT
Wayne Rooney has been speaking about Usain Bolt's plea for a trial at United. Ahead of the club's Tour 2012 match in Sweden, the striker quipped: "He'd obviously add a bit of speed to the team! But they are different sports. I think he's best staying on the track!"
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Post by karthy on Aug 7, 2012 15:06:24 GMT
`Well I try not to quote odds, but this can only be good!
Bob Cass is now offering to not only eat his balls but also shit ping pong balls out his arse if this isnt done by thursday. #clap# #clap# . Benji i seriously had a good hard laugh at this mate, Thanks for lightening my day. ROFLOL |
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Post by moxdevil on Aug 7, 2012 16:26:38 GMT
Not sure he's cut out to be a midfielder though.
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Post by benji09 on Aug 7, 2012 17:32:27 GMT
Not sure he's cut out to be a midfielder though. well he is a winger/forward but he could convert to acm! Latest is he is meeting SAF in the morning - bodes well this. "i understand usain will sign for MUFC by Saturday (maybe) (maybe not) (my sources tell me) (it might happen - I mean it will - no might I mean might) Don't quote me on this on Sunday - just follow and retweet me to give me a sense of importance which I lack in normal social settings like life."- tweeted by genericfootballagent/mufcnews etc/bob cass/telegraph |
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Post by Naughty red on Aug 7, 2012 18:04:44 GMT
FUCKING SWEEEEEEEEEEET olympic gold medalist at 100 and 200m and world record holder sprinting up and down the wings, fuck me puts a whole new meaning to play the ball out wide lol
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Post by moxdevil on Aug 7, 2012 21:09:00 GMT
Not sure he's cut out to be a midfielder though. well he is a winger/forward but he could convert to acm! Latest is he is meeting SAF in the morning - bodes well this. "i understand usain will sign for MUFC by Saturday (maybe) (maybe not) (my sources tell me) (it might happen - I mean it will - no might I mean might) Don't quote me on this on Sunday - just follow and retweet me to give me a sense of importance which I lack in normal social settings like life."- tweeted by genericfootballagent/mufcnews etc/bob cass/telegraph Sounds like a done deal to me. Cocks out. |
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