Post by jasonpg1970 on Jul 3, 2014 13:50:08 GMT
It was a reunion after World War Two a German bloke goes into a pub for a beer,in the pub there are three blokes sat around a table,each bloke puts a tenner on the table and the one with the saddest story takes all, the Japanese fella goes first.
i was due to return to my home in Hiroshima, but when I got there I was greeted with the sight of destruction everywhere, my home was gone and my family were all gone,there was death and destruction everywhere I looked,I just dropped to my knees and cried,I had to move in with friends over fourty miles away while things eventually settled, nearly three hundred thousand men,women and children were killed in that genocide that day.
Big wow pipes up the man from Poland, I woke up one morning to find my city overtaken by nazis,they evicted me from the home I had lived in all my life,they stole everything we owned they systematically murdered my family and friends,they rounded up every Polish Jew they could find, then after Poland they rounded up every Jew in Europe and enslaved us all,by the end of the war the nazis had murdered over six million of my race, so i trump your three hundred thousand Japanese people,
Japanese bloke says to the polish bloke, wow I did not realise it was so bad for your people, the money is yours.
to which the the English bloke puts his hand on the money to stop the transaction, so how can you win englander.
The English bloke stood up and removed his coat to reveal the Liverpool shirt that he was wearing.
Sorry englander the money is yours.
i was due to return to my home in Hiroshima, but when I got there I was greeted with the sight of destruction everywhere, my home was gone and my family were all gone,there was death and destruction everywhere I looked,I just dropped to my knees and cried,I had to move in with friends over fourty miles away while things eventually settled, nearly three hundred thousand men,women and children were killed in that genocide that day.
Big wow pipes up the man from Poland, I woke up one morning to find my city overtaken by nazis,they evicted me from the home I had lived in all my life,they stole everything we owned they systematically murdered my family and friends,they rounded up every Polish Jew they could find, then after Poland they rounded up every Jew in Europe and enslaved us all,by the end of the war the nazis had murdered over six million of my race, so i trump your three hundred thousand Japanese people,
Japanese bloke says to the polish bloke, wow I did not realise it was so bad for your people, the money is yours.
to which the the English bloke puts his hand on the money to stop the transaction, so how can you win englander.
The English bloke stood up and removed his coat to reveal the Liverpool shirt that he was wearing.
Sorry englander the money is yours.
well played sir.