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Post by _ on Apr 28, 2015 17:49:24 GMT
You really want him around your mother with his past history??? Rooney might have ingrown toenails, that's why he is always hobbling.  ... or he's merely a retarded Scouse window licker  |
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Post by cantonaisgod on Apr 28, 2015 20:18:48 GMT
Dippers are as thick as fuck the same saddo that came to my place of work last week wearing his footy shirt turned up again today with said shirt on, An hour and half lunch break later.....
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Post by _ on Apr 30, 2015 17:49:53 GMT
Even beautiful women have ugly feet  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2015 19:08:42 GMT
Even beautiful women have ugly feet If they are resting on your shoulders then you never need look at them  |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on May 4, 2015 13:30:37 GMT
I actually learned a very important life lesson - not everything can be microwaved
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Post by _ on May 4, 2015 13:31:39 GMT
I actually learned a very important life lesson - not everything can be microwaved ... but if you try it can be like the 4th of July |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 13:33:42 GMT
I actually learned a very important life lesson - not everything can be microwaved Especially Kittens, they really don't do well in a microwave. They get a bit chewy |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on May 4, 2015 13:35:34 GMT
I actually learned a very important life lesson - not everything can be microwaved Especially Kittens, they really don't do well in a microwave. They get a bit chewy Only kittens? Sweet! I'll put my dog in there to dry her fur, hold on |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on May 4, 2015 13:38:19 GMT
I actually learned a very important life lesson - not everything can be microwaved ... but if you try it can be like the 4th of July I tried to microwave one of those chocolate beverages drinking boxes I forgot in the freezer. Almost got a new years party |
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Post by _ on May 4, 2015 13:39:57 GMT
... but if you try it can be like the 4th of July I tried to microwave one of those chocolate beverages drinking boxes I forgot in the freezer. Almost got a new years party I was doing my ovaltine and left the spoon in the mug  |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 13:40:34 GMT
... but if you try it can be like the 4th of July I tried to microwave one of those chocolate beverages drinking boxes I forgot in the freezer. Almost got a new years party Yeah....Tetra-pak kind of cartons tend to have a layer of aluminium in them...Hence your firework party lol |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on May 4, 2015 13:42:42 GMT
I tried to microwave one of those chocolate beverages drinking boxes I forgot in the freezer. Almost got a new years party I was doing my ovaltine and left the spoon in the mug Damn, I would kill for an ovaltine right now. Watch out. |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on May 4, 2015 13:44:20 GMT
I tried to microwave one of those chocolate beverages drinking boxes I forgot in the freezer. Almost got a new years party Yeah....Tetra-pak kind of cartons tend to have a layer of aluminium in them...Hence your firework party lol I have the vague sensation that's why my mother calls me everyday to check if I am still alive |
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Post by _ on May 4, 2015 13:45:54 GMT
I was doing my ovaltine and left the spoon in the mug Damn, I would kill for an ovaltine right now. Watch out. I've even got the chocolate one The Ovaltine factory was at the bottom end of the village for decades Now it's converted into flats for rich twats  |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 13:45:58 GMT
Yeah....Tetra-pak kind of cartons tend to have a layer of aluminium in them...Hence your firework party lol I have the vague sensation that's why my mother calls me everyday to check if I am still alive  |
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