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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 11:21:02 GMT
.... and Herbs starts with a fucking H!!!
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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 11:23:35 GMT
I caught a couple in a room chatting away one lunchtime in Chicago. They got embarrassed and said they were only 'shooting the breeze'. I said we call that farting in my country, the bloke cracked up and spat his food across the lady!
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 22, 2015 11:33:20 GMT
Imagine any tourist coming across and reading that. Even going further, imagine a bin dipper supporter reading that. They would go to the local zoo and nick some monkeys and ponies and then the local carpet shop to pay for their meals lol.
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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 11:58:52 GMT
Imagine any tourist coming across and reading that. Even going further, imagine a bin dipper supporter reading that. They would go to the local zoo and nick some monkeys and ponies and then the local carpet shop to pay for their meals lol.
Always felt sorry for the foreigners when 'arry was boss of a club
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 22, 2015 12:10:00 GMT
Imagine any tourist coming across and reading that. Even going further, imagine a bin dipper supporter reading that. They would go to the local zoo and nick some monkeys and ponies and then the local carpet shop to pay for their meals lol.
Always felt sorry for the foreigners when 'arry was boss of a club I read the other day that 'Arry' is available again for some management bit. His dodgy knees must be better now after his operations (twice). Knowing him he will get a job somewhere, the team will be fighting relegation again and he will resign too go and have a third operation on his dodgy knees.
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 22, 2015 12:46:25 GMT
The UK and Ireland Liverpool, who are represented in green – presumably to commemorate their line of dodgy away kits down the years – dominate, with Manchester United’s red and Arsenal’s yellow left to fill in the gaps.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 13:38:30 GMT
The UK and Ireland Liverpool, who are represented in green – presumably to commemorate their line of dodgy away kits down the years – dominate, with Manchester United’s red and Arsenal’s yellow left to fill in the gaps. who lives in the yellow bit up the top! And what happened to Ireland?
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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 13:40:32 GMT
Watford fans
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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 14:04:23 GMT
Looks like The Hebrides are either Rangers or Chelsea
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 22, 2015 14:14:49 GMT
Looks like The Hebrides are either Rangers or Chelsea The map did look funny but I thought fuck it, put it in this thread and see who can work out what is what lol. The link is there if you go into it and try and understand it.
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Post by _ on Apr 22, 2015 14:15:15 GMT
Things that scared Alfred Hitchcock:
1. Little children 2. Policemen 3. High places 4. "That my next picture won’t be as good as the last one.”
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 22, 2015 14:31:09 GMT
See good old Clint Eastwood with a cigarette stuck in his mouth like this in films. Clint Eastwood does not smoke in real life. He is actually a health nut and a vegan.
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Post by united07 on Apr 22, 2015 14:36:38 GMT
To be fair, I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's what was said on a youtube video this should explain Bebe is good on youtube, I'll give it a miss ?
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Post by DiegoRed on Apr 22, 2015 16:17:56 GMT
Bloody Yanks bastardising our language At least we speak proper English ... and our grocery bags have fucking handles on They can put a man on the moon (allegedly) but still haven't sussed that shopping bags are easier to use with handles Who the fuck doesn't have handles on their grocery bags? I have never seen this heathen grocery bag you speak of.
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Post by DiegoRed on Apr 22, 2015 16:18:40 GMT
Bloody Yanks bastardising our language At least we speak proper English ... and our grocery bags have fucking handles on They can put a man on the moon (allegedly) but still haven't sussed that shopping bags are easier to use with handles Next time a Yank asks what your favourite dinner is, tell them Faggots - they blush and get very confused. You enjoy eating bundles of sticks?
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