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Post by _ on Apr 24, 2015 20:27:59 GMT
My feet don't sweat \0/
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Post by DiegoRed on Apr 24, 2015 21:09:31 GMT
Oh, I learned that it takes the first rain in six months to make me realize there is a hole in my god damn shoe. FML! From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities. Shoes are also used as an item of decoration. The design of shoes has varied enormously through time and from culture to culture, with appearance originally being tied to function. Additionally, fashion has often dictated many design elements, such as whether shoes have very high heels or flat ones. Contemporary footwear varies widely in style, complexity and cost. Basic sandals may consist of only a thin sole and simple strap. High fashion shoes may be made of very expensive materials in complex construction and sell for thousands of dollars a pair. Other shoes are for very specific purposes, such as boots designed specifically for mountaineering or skiing.
Traditionally, shoes have been made from leather, wood or canvas, but are increasingly made from rubber, plastics, and other petrochemical-derived materials.
The foot contains more bones than any other single part of the body. Though it has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years in relation to vastly varied terrain and climate conditions, the foot is still vulnerable to environmental hazards such as sharp rocks and hot ground, against which, shoes can protect.The oldest known leather shoe, about 5500 years old, found in Armenia. Probably right. Fuck you Cole Haan! |
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Post by _ on Apr 24, 2015 21:17:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2015 0:44:15 GMT
No standup comes close to delerious for me. Nearly died laughing and still funny everytime. Special mention to Jim Jeffries for his gun control bit. Perfect.
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Post by _ on Apr 25, 2015 22:16:32 GMT
Sherlock Holmes has been portrayed on screen (film and TV) 254 times as of May 2012 - probably a few times since then too  The Universal Sherlock Holmes (1995) by Ronald B. DeWaal lists over 25,000 Holmes-related productions and products.  |
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Post by king nothing on Apr 25, 2015 22:22:33 GMT
Don't try ghost chillies. That's my lesson for today. Tomorrow's dump will be painful. Toilet roll is in the freezer. I lost the ability to speak.
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Post by _ on Apr 25, 2015 22:28:13 GMT
Don't try ghost chillies. That's my lesson for today. Tomorrow's dump will be painful. Toilet roll is in the freezer. I lost the ability to speak.  Lovely stuff  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scaleJust to put things in perspective a ghost is around 10 times hotter than the usual birds eyes you get in Brit supermarkets |
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Post by traffordbrown on Apr 25, 2015 22:35:06 GMT
Don't try ghost chillies. That's my lesson for today. Tomorrow's dump will be painful. Toilet roll is in the freezer. I lost the ability to speak. Lovely stuff en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scaleJust to put things in perspective a ghost is around 10 times hotter than the usual birds eyes you get in Brit supermarkets A shop I found in Nashville was selling viles of a special chilli extract that was 20 million Scovilles. 20 million! It was $150 for a thimble-sized amount. |
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Post by king nothing on Apr 25, 2015 22:37:08 GMT
Max I can certainly vouch for that. Birds eye chillies are fucking lightweight in comparison. And I'm addicted to the fuckers!
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Post by king nothing on Apr 25, 2015 22:39:39 GMT
20 million... Fuck that.
Ah bollocks to it, I'll give it a go!!!
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Post by _ on Apr 25, 2015 22:47:54 GMT
Not sure how hot the base for my chili is - extra hot chili powder, cayenne, cumin, coriander, white pepper, tabasco and fresh birds eyes Got some Sriracha a couple of weeks ago to add to that  Fuck it - I'm hungry again - going to make some chilli in the morning |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2015 22:49:32 GMT
Don't try ghost chillies. That's my lesson for today. Tomorrow's dump will be painful. Toilet roll is in the freezer. I lost the ability to speak. I'd have a bash. 1. I like spicy things. 2. I'm dull enough yo try anything once, plus I'm easily led when it comes to doing stupid things  |
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Post by _ on Apr 25, 2015 22:52:26 GMT
I won £50 for eating chillies Group of us went for an Indian and some flash twat reckoned he could eat more chillies than me Muppet was cutting them up and eating little bits - I was stuffing whole chillies in my mouth and must have had a dozen before he finished his first one |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2015 22:56:10 GMT
Remember going for a curry one night and I ordered a vindaloo, people I was out with told.me to try a phall. Even offered to pay for it. Upon asking about it I was told only 1 person had ever finished it and that I had to sign a disclaimer form before attempting it...I did shit out when I saw that, signing a form to say any damage was my own fault kinda put me off especially with it being to eat something. I will try one one day though.
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Post by _ on Apr 25, 2015 23:02:17 GMT
Remember going for a curry one night and I ordered a vindaloo, people I was out with told.me to try a phall. Even offered to pay for it. Upon asking about it I was told only 1 person had ever finished it and that I had to sign a disclaimer form before attempting it...I did shit out when I saw that, signing a form to say any damage was my own fault kinda put me off especially with it being to eat something. I will try one one day though. I've had a proper restaurant phaal twice - 2nd time I had the shits for 3 days Sainsburys do a phaal but Asda Vindaloo is hotter |
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