Premier League Predictions 2020/21

[Rustin Cohle]

Thought it'd be fun for us to do a few predictions ahead of the new season...

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - INSERT
b) Champions League - INSERT
c) FA Cup - INSERT
d) League Cup - INSERT

2. Who will be our top scorer? - INSERT

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - INSERT

4. Who will be a disappointment? - INSERT

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - INSERT

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - INSERT
b) Champions League - INSERT
c) FA Cup - INSERT
d) League Cup - INSERT

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - INSERT
2 - INSERT
3 - INSERT
4 - INSERT
5 - INSERT
6 - INSERT

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - INSERT

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - INSERT

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - INSERT

[Rustin Cohle]

Sept 10, 2020 18:11:53 GMT Rustin Cohle said:

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 4th provided we get a couple of big signings - 6th if things stay as they are
b) Champions League - Second Round
c) FA Cup - Quarter Finals
d) League Cup - Finalists

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial - he is value at 22/1 (the 11th pick) for PL top scorer given he was only 6 off the top last year and should be central all year.

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial via default due to his scoring

4. Who will be a disappointment? - The centre backs will collectively continue to be poor

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes, but the wider fanbase will be significantly more disgruntled than they are now

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - City
b) Champions League - Bayern - think only City could match them and hopefully Pep finds a way to fuck it
c) FA Cup - Scouse Bastards
d) League Cup - Arsenal

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - City
2 - Scouse
3 - Chelsea
4 - United
5 - Spurs
6 - Arsenal

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kane, or Aubemayang if he can't stay fit

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kevin de Bruyne - no one in the PL currently is on his level

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France still have the best squad in international football. Their manager is wank though, so if he fucks it could see Spain doing it.

[dazjoe]

Manchester United



1. Where will we finish in the:

a) Premier League - 5th with no further signings, 3rd if we get another couple in
b) Champions League - Quarters

c) FA Cup - Winners
d) League Cup - semi's


2. Who will be our top scorer? - Rashford


3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Rashford


4. Who will be a disappointment? - De Gea


5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes if get the signings to make top 4, no if we don't


Rest of the World



6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):

a) Premier League - Man City
b) Champions League - PSG 
c) FA Cup - Southampton
d) League Cup - Chelsea


7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?
(basing it on signings getting made)


1 - Man City
2 - Liverpool
3 - Man United
4 - Chelsea
5 - Wolves
6 - Arsenal


8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Salah


9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - De Bruyne


10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France

[Diablo Rouge]

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 1st
b) Champions League - Semi Final
c) FA Cup - Quarter Final
d) League Cup - Quarter Final

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Greenwood

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Man City
b) Champions League - Juventus
c) FA Cup - Spurs
d) League Cup - Wolves

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Man United
2 - Man City
3 - Chelsea
4 - Liverpool
5 - Arsenal
6 - Everton

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Aguero

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Martial

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - England

[Kojak]

Sept 10, 2020 18:11:53 GMT Rustin Cohle said:

Thought it'd be fun for us to do a few predictions ahead of the new season...

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - Seventh
b) Champions League - Last 16
c) FA Cup - Quarters
d) League Cup - Quarters

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Pogba

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - No

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Liverpool
b) Champions League - Juventus
c) FA Cup - City
d) League Cup - Chelsea

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Liverpool
2 - Man City
3 - Chelsea
4 - Arsenal
5 - Spurs
6 - Wolves

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Salah

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - De Bruyne

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France

[Karma]

Manchester United

1. Premier league - 6th
2. CL- Last 16
3. Fa cup - Quarter finals
4. League cup - Quarter finals

2. Top scorer Martial
3. Player of the season Bruno
4. Disappointment- The fullbacks
5. No - if we don’t get top 4

ROTW

PL- City
CL- Bayern
Fa cup - Wolves
League cup - Spurs

Top 6

City
Pool
Chelsea
Wolves
Spurs
United

PL top scorer Kane
PL player of the season Bruno
European Championship - England

[king nothing]

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 3rd. I can see Chelsea getting second if the new signings click
b) Champions League - Tough to call until the groups are announced. If we only sign Donny, I don't see us out of the group stages
c) FA Cup - Winners. Catch those fuckers up. Pisses me right off that they are in front of us.
d) League Cup - Semi's

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Bruno. We will just be scoring eleventy billion penalties

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - I want to say Pogba because that's why we paid all the money. But I think it will be Bruno.

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Maguire.

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Maybe!

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Fucking Chelsea might be the dark horse!
b) Champions League - I can't see past Bayern doing it again.
c) FA Cup - Us
d) League Cup - Citeh

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Chelsea
2 - Citeh
3 - Us
4 - Dippers
5 - Arsenal
6 - Leicester

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kane if he stays fit.

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Bruno!

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France

[caino]

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - FOURTH If we make more signings then Third..
b) Champions League - last 16
c) FA Cup - 1/4 Final
d) League Cup - MUFC

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Bruno

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Tough one.. McTomminay.. don't know why...

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Pochetino

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Man City
b) Champions League - Munich
c) FA Cup - Chelsea
d) League Cup - MUFC - Arsenal 2nd

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Man City
2 - Liverpool
3 - Chelsea
4 - MUFC or Chelsea depending on our signings
5 - Arsenal
6 - Spurs

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Aubemyang

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Bruno

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France [/quote]

[GeniusCantona]

Thought it'd be fun for us to do a few predictions ahead of the new season...

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 3rd with more signings
b) Champions League - QF
c) FA Cup - Winners
d) League Cup - Runners up

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Bruno

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Mason (only for failing to reach unrealistic expectations)

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - If we get top 4, yes.

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - city
b) Champions League - Juve
c) FA Cup -
d) League Cup - city

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Man City
2 - Dippers
3 - Man Utd
4 - Chelsea
5 - Spurs
6 - Arsenal

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Martial

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - KDB

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - Germany

[dazjoe]

Sept 10, 2020 21:43:05 GMT Diablo Rouge said:

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 1st
b) Champions League - Semi Final
c) FA Cup - Quarter Final
d) League Cup - Quarter Final

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Greenwood

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Man City
b) Champions League - Juventus
c) FA Cup - Spurs
d) League Cup - Wolves

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Man United
2 - Man City
3 - Chelsea
4 - Liverpool
5 - Arsenal
6 - Everton

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Aguero

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Martial

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - England

Came here to see if anyone got most predictions right, and, mate, that is bad!
You had WAY too much faith in Martial.

[redcase]

May 19, 2021 10:42:05 GMT dazjoe said:

Sept 10, 2020 21:43:05 GMT Diablo Rouge said:

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 1st
b) Champions League - Semi Final
c) FA Cup - Quarter Final
d) League Cup - Quarter Final

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Greenwood

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Man City
b) Champions League - Juventus
c) FA Cup - Spurs
d) League Cup - Wolves

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Man United
2 - Man City
3 - Chelsea
4 - Liverpool
5 - Arsenal
6 - Everton

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Aguero

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Martial

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - England

Came here to see if anyone got most predictions right, and, mate, that is bad!
You had WAY too much faith in Martial.

Damn I hope you aren't a betting lad Diablo

[Diablo Rouge]

[redcase]

Sept 10, 2020 18:18:39 GMT Rustin Cohle said:

Sept 10, 2020 18:11:53 GMT Rustin Cohle said:

Manchester United

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 4th provided we get a couple of big signings - 6th if things stay as they are
b) Champions League - Second Round
c) FA Cup - Quarter Finals
d) League Cup - Finalists

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Martial - he is value at 22/1 (the 11th pick) for PL top scorer given he was only 6 off the top last year and should be central all year.

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - Martial via default due to his scoring

4. Who will be a disappointment? - The centre backs will collectively continue to be poor

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Yes, but the wider fanbase will be significantly more disgruntled than they are now

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - City
b) Champions League - Bayern - think only City could match them and hopefully Pep finds a way to fuck it
c) FA Cup - Scouse Bastards
d) League Cup - Arsenal

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - City
2 - Scouse
3 - Chelsea
4 - United
5 - Spurs
6 - Arsenal

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kane, or Aubemayang if he can't stay fit

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kevin de Bruyne - no one in the PL currently is on his level

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France still have the best squad in international football. Their manager is wank though, so if he fucks it could see Spain doing it.

The fuck did this not get pulled up. After half a season of Bruno you dare say nobody is on KdB's level you rancid heathen.

Bruno is the best player in the league.

[redcase]

Sept 11, 2020 7:14:08 GMT king nothing said:

1. Where will we finish in the:
a) Premier League - 3rd. I can see Chelsea getting second if the new signings click
b) Champions League - Tough to call until the groups are announced. If we only sign Donny, I don't see us out of the group stages
c) FA Cup - Winners. Catch those fuckers up. Pisses me right off that they are in front of us.
d) League Cup - Semi's

2. Who will be our top scorer? - Bruno. We will just be scoring eleventy billion penalties

3. Who will be our Player of the Season? - I want to say Pogba because that's why we paid all the money. But I think it will be Bruno.

4. Who will be a disappointment? - Maguire.

5. Will Ole be manager next summer? - Maybe!

Rest of the World

6. If not us, who will win the (or, if answered above, who will come second?):
a) Premier League - Fucking Chelsea might be the dark horse!
b) Champions League - I can't see past Bayern doing it again.
c) FA Cup - Us
d) League Cup - Citeh

7. How will the top 6 in the PL look?

1 - Chelsea
2 - Citeh
3 - Us
4 - Dippers
5 - Arsenal
6 - Leicester

8. Who will be PL top scorer (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Kane if he stays fit.

9. Who will be the PL Player of the Season (or, if answered above, who will come second)? - Bruno!

10. Who will win the 2021 European Championships? - France

Probably the most accurate one on here, simply because only you called it we won't get out of the group stages of the CL .

[Rustin Cohle]

May 19, 2021 11:20:28 GMT redcase said:

Sept 10, 2020 18:18:39 GMT Rustin Cohle said:

The fuck did this not get pulled up. After half a season of Bruno you dare say nobody is on KdB's level you rancid heathen.

Bruno is the best player in the league.

You are right and I was wrong. Bruno, KdB and Kane are the 3 best players in the league IMO but I should have known by then Bruno would have kept this up and been #1!

At least I was right about the centre backs...