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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on May 16, 2006 14:52:58 GMT
Bit of a random thread for you all  So which is it to be people? Really hard decision. I chose sex  I can more or less live without Football ... I think  Happy voting #cheers# |
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Post by 7even on May 16, 2006 14:56:28 GMT
I’m not choosing as that’s pure evil. I play football everyday (or did until an injury) if I didn’t play, I’d play twice the next day, if it got called off, I’d go somewhere else and play, I continually buy football boots etc, I can’t get enough of it. But then on the other hand we’ve got sex and we all know how good that is. How about, football sex? As she’s bent over, you’re watching the world cup. Score! I’m saying both and there’s nothing you can do about it  ! |
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Post by onenedkelly on May 16, 2006 14:57:35 GMT
Im quite adverse to a bit of self mutilation so sex to speak I would never have to do without #redcard#
No #nono# Footy
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on May 16, 2006 14:59:57 GMT
I’m not choosing as that’s pure evil. I play football everyday (or did until an injury) if I didn’t play, I’d play twice the next day, if it got called off, I’d go somewhere else and play, I continually buy football boots etc, I can’t get enough of it. But then on the other hand we’ve got sex and we all know how good that is. How about, football sex? As she’s bent over, you’re watching the world cup. Score! I’m saying both and there’s nothing you can do about it ! Haha  |
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Post by luke chadwick on May 16, 2006 16:11:12 GMT
Seeing that in the South American time zone I live in, United matches come on in the morning, and the telly´s in my room, and I´ve often got a chick on a sleepover weekend, so I´m frequently getting both simultaneously. Fucking brilliant. No better way to celebrate a crackin´ Wayne Rooney goal than mounting up for a raucous schlump with a fav gal. And I´ve gotten quite adept at inventing positions so as to keep an eye on the footy. Or just listen to the announcers fur fuck´s sake, and stop for a sec to check out what´s going on when the announcer starts getting fruity.
United AND sex. Cheers! Or on afternoon Champions League match, I´ll just schedule the session for before or after. No need to miss out on either.
Have had to endure a couple of minor feminine scoldings, but they all get over it . . . they´re nice girls.
*As a footnote, when I remodeled my house, made sure I could see the match from the terlet as well. We live alone, so no worry taking a stanky crap with the door open. Got sick of having to clumsily hop out of there to see who scored. Although when my sons are with me (they are also United supporters), they get frickin´ pissed off if dad´s cranking one off in all his glory with the door open, watching the match.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2006 16:35:59 GMT
as i have yet to experience this " sex " that you speak of , i will stick to what i know.
it does sound rather exciting though.
ps is cranking off in front of your children still legal in columbia?
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Post by luke chadwick on May 16, 2006 16:50:19 GMT
"Cranking off" as in "taking a crap" in front of your children with the bathroom door open is I believe legal everywhere. Probably not the best role model parenting, but fuck, United are on the telly!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2006 17:06:51 GMT
good good.just a translationary mix up.fair do`s.
still , its pretty dirty.
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Post by Scott on May 16, 2006 19:41:22 GMT
Ha ha tough one. 1999 or sex? I dont think I've ever had an orgasm that felt as good as seeing Ole's goal hit the back of the net lol (dont tell my girlfriend! ) But generally, yeh, I think I'm going to have to go with sex though. |
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Post by Dizzy on May 16, 2006 22:30:28 GMT
There should be a way to combine both!
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Post by gatorade on May 17, 2006 0:58:08 GMT
i have found that the best sex is after a united match, because you are either fucking miserable or ecstatic. as for choosing i can't way to hard.
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Post by sahahaha on May 17, 2006 10:38:20 GMT
lol.
I missed Gerrards fisrt goal in the fa cup final, my girfriend has a way of trying to get sex when I'm watching football, it can be annoying but it's not that bad when it's not utd playing, I was done in time to see it go to penalty's!
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Post by andoverred on May 17, 2006 11:10:33 GMT
Yeh, you keep dreaming pal! Sport and sex have always been linked. I refer to snooker and the choice of colour. After potting a red, do you go for pink or brown? Pink is always the logical choice, but the more daring will go for the brown if it's a clean shot.  Generally, I end up snookered!! Right, I'm off to Columbia to 'crank-off'. |
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