You know you're a big club when...

[Scott]

Lets get a list going ;D

- One of your players gets an injury and completely shadows a back to back title win.

- Everyone else makes it their main mission to finish above you

- You have the most clinical finisher in Europe on your payroll and yet an eyelid wouldnt be battered if he was to be sold

- The country celebrates like THEIR team has just won the league when any team but United win it.

- When 500 African youth football teams are called Manchester United (saw that in the match day programme last season!)

[Crilly]

when your closet neighbours are always banging on about how MASSIVE they are yet:

- their idea of a good season is finishing 16th as long as we dont we a trophy
- their so bitter, they are more concerned with our failings than their own pityfull existence
- they cant fill a ground that is half the size of ours
- they bring out a dvd because they beat us in one game
- they expect a civic reception for scrapping their way out of Div 2
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