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Post by Scott on May 20, 2006 1:50:47 GMT
I was too young. I was 15, and believe it or not, before then I wasnt too interested in women. Not that I was interested in men, lol, but the idea of sex didnt appeal to me too much. Was at a house party, and it was with the hottest, most popular girl of 2 years above. She just had a row with her 20 something year old boyfriend and wanted to prove a point, so dragged me to a bedroom and we had sex. It was shit (for her) because I didnt have a fucking clue what I was doing, and it must have last all of a minute.
We had a couple of dates afterwards (at the cinema lol) but then she got back with her boyfriend. And so at the time, I was very upset, but now I get to brag I had sex with her, because she's still super fit..... although she'd probably have no idea who I was. Used and asbused, I tell ya! lol.
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Post by devilsneighbour668 on May 20, 2006 11:35:04 GMT
This one time... at band camp!
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donkeadrogba
United Bench Warmer
^^ Who says there are no more heroes?
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Post by donkeadrogba on May 20, 2006 12:24:55 GMT
I was too young. I was 15, and believe it or not, before then I wasnt too interested in women. Not that I was interested in men, lol, but the idea of sex didnt appeal to me too much. Was at a house party, and it was with the hottest, most popular girl of 2 years above. She just had a row with her 20 something year old boyfriend and wanted to prove a point, so dragged me to a bedroom and we had sex. It was shit (for her) because I didnt have a fucking clue what I was doing, and it must have last all of a minute. We had a couple of dates afterwards (at the cinema lol) but then she got back with her boyfriend. And so at the time, I was very upset, but now I get to brag I had sex with her, because she's still super fit..... although she'd probably have no idea who I was. Used and asbused, I tell ya! lol. I'd take that as a compliment!
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on May 20, 2006 14:51:01 GMT
I was 16 ... Two pumps and a squirt with some tart off holiday ;D
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jogabonito
United Reserve Player
When passion leads to madness
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Post by jogabonito on May 22, 2006 14:00:16 GMT
i was 15...workin at my uncles night club in cyprus.....a lovelly irish bird bout 19 i fink (the event was so classy i dont even remember her name)...we were both drunk n went to the beach....didnt last long at all...n she flipped wen i told her i was 15....her brother was 15 apparently...i laughed my socks off.....i went home buzzin that nite
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Post by onenedkelly on May 22, 2006 14:06:24 GMT
Mine was some paddy minger I came across strolling across the beach in Cyprus one night, I thought she'd been beached at first but she told me of some incident with a guy of about 18 with a little pecker that couldn't get it up and it was over in seconds so I fullfilled her needs and came across a pir of mens towlen socks that I presumed had been laughed off in a seperate encounter, still got the socks at home in me draw i was 15...workin at my uncles night club in cyprus.....a lovelly irish bird bout 19 i fink (the event was so classy i dont even remember her name)...we were both drunk n went to the beach....didnt last long at all...n she flipped wen i told her i was 15....her brother was 15 apparently...i laughed my socks off.....i went home buzzin that nite
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Post by Busby Boy on May 22, 2006 14:11:08 GMT
I was 15, in Marmaris with this fit bird from Huddersfield...she was 17...GET IN THERE! It was my first boys' holiday I went on got pisshed every day and she was from the same hotel as me...so couple of nights in her room ...!
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Post by missunited on May 22, 2006 14:23:45 GMT
Hmm, I'm confused as to what to write. Would that be my first time with a bloke, or first time with a bird?
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Post by Scott on May 22, 2006 14:25:36 GMT
Hmm, I'm confused as to what to write. Would that be my first time with a bloke, or first time with a bird? Hallelujah! #yahoo# #devilbanana# Both accounts will work fine.
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Post by Busby Boy on May 22, 2006 14:30:59 GMT
Hmm, I'm confused as to what to write. Would that be my first time with a bloke, or first time with a bird? The one with a bird in full details... ;D
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Post by 7even on May 22, 2006 14:34:33 GMT
You’ve started something now love. Lol.
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Post by onenedkelly on May 22, 2006 14:36:13 GMT
Lets just hope she finishes it now
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Post by missunited on May 22, 2006 14:37:20 GMT
First time with a bloke, I was only 14 and naiv bless me. He was crap, I was prolly drunk, and he also cheated on me, like 3 hours later, so I snogged his brother as my way of breaking up with him. Damn I was a vindictive kid. He cheats on me, yet he's the one ending up being pissed off, I mean, common... where's the fair ness in that eh? FIrst time with a woman, it was a bet. My friend with benefits (that's a polite way of putting it innit) made the stupid mistake of betting with me which one of us could get with this girl he fancied. He lost bless him... what can I say, I was very bored as a teen? oh and don't anyone go calling me a slut or anything, if blokes can do it, so can I
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Post by Busby Boy on May 22, 2006 14:39:41 GMT
MissUnited, I bet you couldn't get me.. Is that a bet you're willing to take up?!
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Post by missunited on May 22, 2006 14:40:20 GMT
And common guys, I can't give you the details. A girl never kisses and tells
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