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Post by king nothing on Feb 14, 2019 18:59:02 GMT
"Waitress, can I ask you about the menu please?"
Waitress (slaps me a good one) "the men I please are none of your damn business...!"
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Post by king nothing on Feb 14, 2019 18:59:28 GMT
I then asked for a quickie and got slapped again.
The lady on the next table then told me "It's pronounced 'quiche' dear..."
Arrrghh!
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Post by aussiegraham on Mar 24, 2020 2:14:23 GMT
In light of Covid, a teacher was trying to educate her class about infection and disease transmission.
"Can someone please give me a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?" she asked.
A young lad eagerly raised his hand.
"Yes Miss! Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch paint brush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
(I'll get my coat....)
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