donkeadrogba
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^^ Who says there are no more heroes?
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Post by donkeadrogba on Apr 13, 2007 22:49:24 GMT
Granted, but the glaziers use the opportunity to replace Fergie with Wenger and rooney with Aliadiere
I wish a large group of squirrels would club together and open a small restaurant specalising in chinese cuisine.
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Post by lukemetal on Apr 13, 2007 22:52:58 GMT
Granted, but the squirrels get a paroxysmal reaction to Prawn Crackers and take over the world with mass brutal murders.
I wish England had a decent National Side in at least one sport.
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donkeadrogba
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Post by donkeadrogba on Apr 13, 2007 22:56:39 GMT
Granted but it's water polo
I wish we didn't have to listen to how the english are doing badly at sports with a surprised tone in the announcers voice.
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Post by lukemetal on Apr 13, 2007 22:58:24 GMT
Granted, but you get Mark Lawrenson and John Motson spouting the really horrific sporting cliches that demonstrate how bad England are.
I wish I had a bigger collection of DVDs and CDs.
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donkeadrogba
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Post by donkeadrogba on Apr 13, 2007 23:49:20 GMT
Granted, but they're all Jennifer Lopez related.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller....
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Post by Red Yank on Apr 14, 2007 0:50:55 GMT
granted but you're a big lumbering oaf that no one wants around.
i wish I were an invincible tree in a forest of genius plant life ready to take over the world peacefully.
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Post by Kamilo on Apr 14, 2007 5:35:17 GMT
granted but you're a big lumbering oaf that no one wants around. i wish I were an invincible tree in a forest of genius plant life ready to take over the world peacefully. granted! but then you woke up from your dream and realized you were late for work. i wish i had a pet penguin. which also doubled as a pez dispenser |
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Apr 14, 2007 7:07:28 GMT
Granted, but you give it all to me. I wish Arsenal get relegated next season and have to sell The Emirates. Granted!! But they get taken over by a new Mafia clan from Russia who buy over United and then dismantle it!! I wish Atsis is able to buy a video to DVD converter and post the United's first premiership trophy in 26 yrs! |
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Post by A-t-S on Apr 14, 2007 8:10:34 GMT
( im back lol ! dunno y i disappeared from this thing ! ) GRANTED .......... Not !  fine fine ...... granted, but then i can't post it on the net becoz the connection here is too slow to post anything. I wish I got some action with the chick im gonna see tonight ! |
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donkeadrogba
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Post by donkeadrogba on Apr 14, 2007 10:13:19 GMT
Granted but it turns out to be a dude
I wish it would stay sunny for the rest of the summer
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Post by A-t-S on Apr 14, 2007 12:10:14 GMT
Granted, but u burn to death lol
I wish I had 50000000000000000000000000000 $ right now !
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Post by Manc Fever on Apr 14, 2007 12:41:04 GMT
Granted but it's monopoly money
I wish Man Utd beat Watford today
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Post by Red Yank on Apr 14, 2007 14:20:06 GMT
Granted but it's monopoly money I wish Man Utd beat Watford today granted but then every team we play the rest of the season beats us 7-1 and punch out Fergie after each goal. I wish east7euro7united's pet penguin/pez dispenser runs onto the pitch today and attacks the Chelsea players tomorrow and pecks Mourinho's nut sack. |
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Post by lukemetal on Apr 14, 2007 20:44:29 GMT
Granted, but the penguin gets put down as a result.
I wish scratch-cards were easier to win on.
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Apr 14, 2007 21:42:18 GMT
Granted! But you never win even though everyone else around you keeps winning millions!! I wish that Chut$ki fan who wanted to see my junk gets a beating!!  |
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