Lets Play Genie..

[RedArmy20]

granted but he wont come...and he is not that consistent

i wish i become united player

[lotzita]

granted, but you'll only be heating up the bench

I wish I was Fred the Red

[Rais.n.Hell]

Granted!! But you will be representing the United's Young's Academy!!

I wish I was Fred, and taking care of the first team, and representing on the first team's games in the EPL!!!!!!!

[Jo]

Granted but you'll be licking Ronaldo's boots clean

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair....

[lotzita]

Granted, but your flowers attract loads of bees

I wish I passed my exams without having to study

[Rais.n.Hell]

Granted!...but you cant write or type or hold a pen/pencil

I wish I can touch the moon without dying or floating off into the space!

[RedArmy20]

granted, but you cant even see the moon so you will never be able to touch it

i wish i was the moon

[lotzita]

Granted, but you're a moon in another galaxy (moons are even more hilly there )

I wish I was famous (and not Paris Hilton-famous ) and rich

[RedArmy20]

granted, but i dont think thats fun

i wish i will be at the wembley seeing united trash chelsea

[DriftingRedDevil]

granted, but we lost

I wish I knew exactly what girls were thinking, but I was still a guy and still completely straight... and I mean straight as in a straight line, not a circle.

[Red Yank]

granted but you find out girls think badly of you.

I wish I were a Boston Cream Pie.

[DriftingRedDevil]

Granted, but you eat yourself cause Boston Cream Pies are good.

I wish I could never get a speeding ticket

[RedArmy20]

granted, go to germany and drive as fast as you can

i wish i had a car

[richt]

Granted, but it will be a Lada

I wish it would stop raining.

[RedArmy20]

granted, i bet it has

i wish i could sleep real good for 1 whole week!