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Post by king nothing on Nov 11, 2021 20:10:03 GMT
Ok. Two weeks ago in Costco, I saw a lady. Absolutely stunning. I really wanted to say hello or some shit! My arse fell out and I mumbled something about car park space...dick head.
Kicked myself as she drove away giving me a smile and a little wave. Fuck. Sliding doors.
Can't stop thinking about her. I know, let's go back to Costco, same time, the following week. Yeah, I didn't go, stupid idea. Forget about her, idiot.
Monday night, I'm on plenty of fish. Search nearby. Holy. Fucking. Shit. She is there. Fuck it, send a message. Say hi, I'm the blubbering idiot in Costco. She remembered me!!!!
We are having a date on Sunday! Fucking crazy.
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Post by Stretty on Nov 11, 2021 21:27:37 GMT
Ok. Two weeks ago in Costco, I saw a lady. Absolutely stunning. I really wanted to say hello or some shit! My arse fell out and I mumbled something about car park space...dick head. Kicked myself as she drove away giving me a smile and a little wave. Fuck. Sliding doors. Can't stop thinking about her. I know, let's go back to Costco, same time, the following week. Yeah, I didn't go, stupid idea. Forget about her, idiot. Monday night, I'm on plenty of fish. Search nearby. Holy. Fucking. Shit. She is there. Fuck it, send a message. Say hi, I'm the blubbering idiot in Costco. She remembered me!!!! We are having a date on Sunday! Fucking crazy. good on you fella. and good luck on Sunday. |
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Post by dazjoe on Nov 11, 2021 21:41:55 GMT
Ok. Two weeks ago in Costco, I saw a lady. Absolutely stunning. I really wanted to say hello or some shit! My arse fell out and I mumbled something about car park space...dick head.Kicked myself as she drove away giving me a smile and a little wave. Fuck. Sliding doors. Can't stop thinking about her. I know, let's go back to Costco, same time, the following week. Yeah, I didn't go, stupid idea. Forget about her, idiot. Monday night, I'm on plenty of fish. Search nearby. Holy. Fucking. Shit. She is there. Fuck it, send a message. Say hi, I'm the blubbering idiot in Costco. She remembered me!!!! We are having a date on Sunday! Fucking crazy. Aha, good work man, best of luck to you. I'm the same, such a stupid mess when an attractive woman is around! I can chat shit with people no problem, and have a load of female friends, but if I fancy any of them then I turn into McLovin from Superbad. Thank God it was my wife who made the 1st move with me, otherwise no chance I'd be married. |
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Post by ratbag on Nov 11, 2021 21:44:17 GMT
Ok. Two weeks ago in Costco, I saw a lady. Absolutely stunning. I really wanted to say hello or some shit! My arse fell out and I mumbled something about car park space...dick head. Kicked myself as she drove away giving me a smile and a little wave. Fuck. Sliding doors. Can't stop thinking about her. I know, let's go back to Costco, same time, the following week. Yeah, I didn't go, stupid idea. Forget about her, idiot. Monday night, I'm on plenty of fish. Search nearby. Holy. Fucking. Shit. She is there. Fuck it, send a message. Say hi, I'm the blubbering idiot in Costco. She remembered me!!!! We are having a date on Sunday! Fucking crazy. Mate, that’s brilliant! I really hope it goes great for you on your date! |
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