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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 8:41:36 GMT
I learned that over a century ago, that condoms were made from fish bladders and reusable up to about 10 times   Need a lot of goldfish to make one condom!  |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 13:02:44 GMT
I smell something fishy
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 23, 2015 13:22:38 GMT
That might have been me frying my fish fingers for dinner and the smell drifted into cyberspace and made it's way into here.
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 13:24:34 GMT
That might have been me frying my fish fingers for dinner and the smell drifted into cyberspace and made it's way into here.
Could be that Northerly we're having today - been a bit blowy if you go out ... which I rarely do  Fancy some fish finger sarnies now  |
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 23, 2015 13:39:02 GMT
That might have been me frying my fish fingers for dinner and the smell drifted into cyberspace and made it's way into here.
Could be that Northerly we're having today - been a bit blowy if you go out ... which I rarely do Fancy some fish finger sarnies now Wikipedia Fish finger sandwich
A fish finger sandwich is a sandwich made with fish fingers. It is a popular dish in Britain where it is a comfort food. Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver considers it to be a guilty pleasure, "As a chef I always feel I shouldn't be eating something like a fish finger buttie – but you know what, I think that makes it taste even better.
Fish finger sandwich made with lettuce, tartare sauce and lemon garnish. |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 13:48:36 GMT
Could be that Northerly we're having today - been a bit blowy if you go out ... which I rarely do Fancy some fish finger sarnies now Wikipedia Fish finger sandwich
A fish finger sandwich is a sandwich made with fish fingers. It is a popular dish in Britain where it is a comfort food. Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver considers it to be a guilty pleasure, "As a chef I always feel I shouldn't be eating something like a fish finger buttie – but you know what, I think that makes it taste even better.
Fish finger sandwich made with lettuce, tartare sauce and lemon garnish.So now we know why Oliver is so fat |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 14:00:40 GMT
My shit DOES stink |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 14:31:39 GMT
My shit DOES stink You should go into the toilet after my kids, especially my youngest. The toilet doesn't need air freshener it needs a fucking priest. |
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 23, 2015 14:42:23 GMT
My shit DOES stink You should go into the toilet after my kids, especially my youngest. The toilet doesn't need air freshener it needs a fucking priest.  FPMSL at that one. Our eldest grandson's the same. When he goes for a dump he spends about 15 minutes on the pan with an 1-pad/Tablet thing (whatever you call them?) playing games. Once he has done his bit the wife will rush in with the air-freshener. |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 15:36:49 GMT
The ex-wife's mate used to light a match ... fucking brave with all the methane she produced |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 15:39:27 GMT
My shit DOES stink You should go into the toilet after my kids, especially my youngest. The toilet doesn't need air freshener it needs a fucking priest. Or ask the lads I was on the boat with today. My arse was that bad (beer arse again) that it was choking them, we were outdoors as well and they were close to jumping in |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 15:44:31 GMT
You should go into the toilet after my kids, especially my youngest. The toilet doesn't need air freshener it needs a fucking priest. Or ask the lads I was on the boat with today. My arse was that bad (beer arse again) that it was choking them, we were outdoors as well and they were close to jumping in Sometimes drowning really is a viable option |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 15:46:33 GMT
Or ask the lads I was on the boat with today. My arse was that bad (beer arse again) that it was choking them, we were outdoors as well and they were close to jumping in Sometimes drowning really is a viable option Today it certainly was. Although I did learn today that when out on a boat even though it doesn't seem that warm to take sunblock. The result ends in looking like a beetroot. |
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 15:49:28 GMT
Sometimes drowning really is a viable option Today it certainly was. Although I did learn today that when out on a boat even though it doesn't seem that warm to take sunblock. The result ends in looking like a beetroot. Must be the wind ... the real one |
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 23, 2015 16:02:15 GMT
I love doing a smelly silent fart in a bus or train. I can remember many moons ago when I was a young lad in aussie land. I boarded a train and it was packed, all seats taken and people standing. Some disheveled old boy sitting there, tattered clothes, not shaven. Well I let off a silent stinker as I was standing just in front of him. I have never seen people sitting next to him move so fast thinking it was him. It worked for me, I got a seat. I can remember Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther films. But the fart gag he done in one of the film was brilliant. |
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