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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 16:06:27 GMT
I love doing a smelly silent fart in a bus or train. I can remember many moons ago when I was a young lad in aussie land. I boarded a train and it was packed, all seats taken and people standing. Some disheveled old boy sitting there, tattered clothes, not shaven. Well I let off a silent stinker as I was standing just in front of him. I have never seen people sitting next to him move so fast thinking it was him. It worked for me, I got a seat. I can remember Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther films. But the fart gag he done in one of the film was brilliant. Ha. The great thing was I was sat there fishing n minding my own business when every now and again I'd hear one of them sniff and start throwing abuse my way lol. Silent ones are the best.
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Post by king nothing on Apr 23, 2015 16:34:06 GMT
I love doing a smelly silent fart in a bus or train. I can remember many moons ago when I was a young lad in aussie land. I boarded a train and it was packed, all seats taken and people standing. Some disheveled old boy sitting there, tattered clothes, not shaven. Well I let off a silent stinker as I was standing just in front of him. I have never seen people sitting next to him move so fast thinking it was him. It worked for me, I got a seat. I can remember Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther films. But the fart gag he done in one of the film was brilliant. Ha. The great thing was I was sat there fishing n minding my own business when every now and again I'd hear one of them sniff and start throwing abuse my way lol. Silent ones are the best. what boat and where from Paul? Gonna organise a work trip but the one from we used last no longer runs. That was Conwy. Today I learnt I can't spell Conwy, ah fuck it brain fart. How is it feckin spelt, something's missing aaarrrggghhh.
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 23, 2015 22:00:01 GMT
Just learnt I am a deer.
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 22:22:09 GMT
A bear, bit of a contrast with being a virgin!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 22:33:02 GMT
Just learnt I am a deer. So I'm a wolf and the ex girlfriend is a snake? Very appropriate.
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Post by grandpaTJ on Apr 23, 2015 23:33:08 GMT
Learned that justice here in this county/state moves very slowly indeed. Had to take daughter to court, she was driving without License. Be there 8:30 to sign in that morning. I slept/read in car till about 11AM. Found out all she did was sign in, then wait for Judge to come out of chambers for bit over hour before he started hearing cases. Then he suggested she plead not guilty and it took 3 fooking hours to get a continuance. Seems that Judge sits in chambers for hour(s) hearing from the scheduled case lawyers who polish his judicious danglers with their lawyerish tongues. If I would have known that I coulda left her there an drove out by a couple of my favorite Mushroom hunting spots they should be popping about any day now, love those tasty things!
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 23:39:27 GMT
I'm an Owl - makes sense
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Post by grandpaTJ on Apr 23, 2015 23:45:17 GMT
I'm an Owl - makes sense I'm a woodpecker and Dianne is a snake, have to think on that one for a while
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Post by _ on Apr 23, 2015 23:57:43 GMT
I'm an Owl - makes sense I'm a woodpecker and Dianne is a snake, have to think on that one for a while That should be the other way round
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 0:02:44 GMT
Ha. The great thing was I was sat there fishing n minding my own business when every now and again I'd hear one of them sniff and start throwing abuse my way lol. Silent ones are the best. what boat and where from Paul? Gonna organise a work trip but the one from we used last no longer runs. That was Conwy. Today I learnt I can't spell Conwy, ah fuck it brain fart. How is it feckin spelt, something's missing aaarrrggghhh. On a mates boat just in the local area fishing mate. Me and boat trips don't seem to agree. Last time I went on one it was a shark fishing trip. Got 25 miles out and the engine blew. Took us 5 hours to be towed back in, whilst suffering with sea sickness (something I've never had before even after being on many trips) which was unbelievable.. Worst and longest trip of my life.
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 24, 2015 11:32:57 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 11:54:43 GMT
I'd love to see a detailed enactment of that on the History Channel
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Post by _ on Apr 24, 2015 12:20:28 GMT
Sounds like the Skull & Bones initiation
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 14:46:13 GMT
I'd love to see a detailed enactment of that on the History Channel Don't k ow why bit picturing this all I can think of Benny hill music in the background. I have no idea why lol
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 24, 2015 16:09:41 GMT
I'd love to see a detailed enactment of that on the History Channel Don't k ow why bit picturing this all I can think of Benny hill music in the background. I have no idea why lol
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