Post by JamBritRed on Oct 4, 2021 16:28:59 GMT
Here is my message to Ed Woodward, if he ever sees this:
Ed! i've been your biggest critic over the years. I sensed your ineptitude all the way back when you took that plane to get Bale and landed with Fallaini. your list of missteps are too long to count, and frankly would take felling the Amazon Jungle to print on paper.
But Ed, bubby, you cant go out like this, you CANT! there is so much at stake here Ed. you see, i'm prepared to look past your constant overpaying for mediocrity, your embarrassing the club to other footballing executives with your "transfer negotiations", your facilitation of the asset stripping of the club to your corporate overlords (hard one to swallow, but ill look past it), and your support of the Super League. I'll look past all of that if you just do the right thing, swing that litt... i mean BIG dick around one more time by putting Ole out of his misery and hiring Zidane as your last meaningful act in your capacity of DickEdInChar...... i mean Executive Vice Chairman.
The fans will thank you Ed, and not just for leaving, I promise.
Do the right thing Ed. be remembered for the right reasons. make a change Ed, Make a Change!
Ed! i've been your biggest critic over the years. I sensed your ineptitude all the way back when you took that plane to get Bale and landed with Fallaini. your list of missteps are too long to count, and frankly would take felling the Amazon Jungle to print on paper.
But Ed, bubby, you cant go out like this, you CANT! there is so much at stake here Ed. you see, i'm prepared to look past your constant overpaying for mediocrity, your embarrassing the club to other footballing executives with your "transfer negotiations", your facilitation of the asset stripping of the club to your corporate overlords (hard one to swallow, but ill look past it), and your support of the Super League. I'll look past all of that if you just do the right thing, swing that litt... i mean BIG dick around one more time by putting Ole out of his misery and hiring Zidane as your last meaningful act in your capacity of DickEdInChar...... i mean Executive Vice Chairman.
The fans will thank you Ed, and not just for leaving, I promise.
Do the right thing Ed. be remembered for the right reasons. make a change Ed, Make a Change!
