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Post by . on Oct 11, 2017 15:39:51 GMT
Dear Rustin: I haven't written in awhile, and for that I apologize. I am again in need of your services. I live in a large nation with a small but rabid fan base for a sport called football by the rest of the world. I played this sport from the age of 6, all through high school, and then men's teams and co-ed teams in my adulthood. I have watched my country get incrementally better over the years, having made 7 or 8 successive World Cups. Today we lost to Trinidad & Tobago, which doesn't seem fair on the surface, as it was clearly a 2 on 1 situation (much like the final result). Long story short: my country is a fucking shambles lately, and this only adds to the doom. Trump as president, Tom Petty is dead, and we didn't qualify for the World Cup in 2018. What the actual fuck, Rustin, what the actual fuck. Dear Heartbreaker, There is always light among the darkness. The USA still has some great aspects. You guys have Disney World, for example, and no one can ever take that away from you. The experience with Trump may in future lead to a more grown up politics as people remember why things were the way they were before he came to prominence. We must always look for the best in humanity. As for the World Cup, you should treat it as an oopportunity. As an Englishman, Euro 2008 was one of my favourite tournaments of recent times. Without the burden of England’s inevitable disappointing showing weighing me down, I was free to support whomever I wanted and revel in a veritable feast of football. You now have an opportunity to adopt a new team, discover new players, and delight in what is still the most prestigious competition in our sport, free of worry or fear concerning your own team’s performance. It is a rare opportunity, so I suggest you sieze it. Lots of love, Rustin The other team I always support is... (wait for it...) Holland. Now what?!
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Post by Monty on Oct 11, 2017 16:47:03 GMT
I wouldn't worry. The US will just annex Panama and take their oil World Cup spot.
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Post by RAZ on Oct 11, 2017 17:02:23 GMT
I wouldn't worry. The US will just annex Panama and take their oil World Cup spot. 😆
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Oct 11, 2017 20:02:10 GMT
Dear Heartbreaker, There is always light among the darkness. The USA still has some great aspects. You guys have Disney World, for example, and no one can ever take that away from you. The experience with Trump may in future lead to a more grown up politics as people remember why things were the way they were before he came to prominence. We must always look for the best in humanity. As for the World Cup, you should treat it as an oopportunity. As an Englishman, Euro 2008 was one of my favourite tournaments of recent times. Without the burden of England’s inevitable disappointing showing weighing me down, I was free to support whomever I wanted and revel in a veritable feast of football. You now have an opportunity to adopt a new team, discover new players, and delight in what is still the most prestigious competition in our sport, free of worry or fear concerning your own team’s performance. It is a rare opportunity, so I suggest you sieze it. Lots of love, Rustin The other team I always support is... (wait for it...) Holland. Now what?! Try Colombia. Or maybe France for Pogba and our future legend Griezmann.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 0:31:58 GMT
Or Ya know, the country that Manchester United is from!
Or Tim Cahill. Great team that one.
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Oct 12, 2017 8:27:33 GMT
Or Ya know, the country that Manchester United is from! Or Tim Cahill. Great team that one. I wouldn’t encourage anyone to support England.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 9:02:22 GMT
Or Ya know, the country that Manchester United is from! Or Tim Cahill. Great team that one. I wouldn’t encourage anyone to support England. Christ no. That's like encouraging your kids to take up smoking.
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Post by Bestie on Oct 12, 2017 9:06:42 GMT
Or Ya know, the country that Manchester United is from! Mancunia isn't in the World Cup.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 11:52:56 GMT
Or Ya know, the country that Manchester United is from! Or Tim Cahill. Great team that one. I wouldn’t encourage anyone to support England. It's so uncool to like England thst it's about to become cool again. Counter culture. How can anyone watch Rashford and not support his team?
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Post by . on May 3, 2018 19:59:57 GMT
I agree.
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Post by king nothing on May 4, 2018 4:18:01 GMT
Man, you thought about that for awhile...😜
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Post by Bestie on May 4, 2018 9:09:41 GMT
Man, you thought about that for awhile...😜 And then still got it wrong. Supporting England will never be cool.
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Post by Carbon on Jun 17, 2020 8:12:14 GMT
Time for rustin to make the world feel better I think.
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jun 17, 2020 8:21:59 GMT
Time for rustin to make the world feel better I think. A comet aimed squarely at Anfield should do the job...
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 10:01:12 GMT
Dear Rustin I have recently moved into my new house. All is good up until 10 minutes ago. I've booked this week off to get settled, done some food shopping etc. Went to the butcher's yesterday and got some tasty sausages etc. Fast forward to just now, I made my first sausage and egg pitta in my new house. That is when disaster struck.
I forgot about the brown sauce. I am truly devastated. I'm sat here at the kitchen table writing this in complete shock that I had to eat said sandwich without the brown. Please help me get over this trauma. Yours Si.
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