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Post by RedArmy20 on Apr 25, 2007 14:43:29 GMT
Nemanja Vidic owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite him holding just a Joker, a 'Get out of Jail Free' Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a library card, and a green 4 card from the game UNO not only did he win with that hand, he won it when he was 2  hahahahha  |
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Post by sahahahaha on Apr 25, 2007 15:18:49 GMT
Nemanja Vidc got blood from a stone.....and a stool sample.
The titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it was Nemanja vidic on a lylo.
Nemanja vidic out stared Stevie Wonder.
Michael Jackson didn't have surgery he looked directly at Nemanja Vidic and went pale.
I try lol
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Post by RedArmy20 on Apr 25, 2007 15:48:03 GMT
earthquakes arent natural catastrophes its nemanja vidic jumping around vidic cant be arrested because every time the police come for him the police arrest themselves.  people who say you can see the chinese wall from the moon they are wrong its vidic posing for the moon. nemanja vidic always scored an A+ on his exams because of the exams are scared of nemanja vidics hand writing. once nemanja vidic walked to the north pole totally naked. boogeyman is never seen by anyone anymore because when vidic was a child he scared the boogeyman to death. people who shake hand with vidic get them selves injured for life. every time vidic looks into the mirror...it breaks. when nemanja vidic starts singing the world gets a headache. vidic is so lazy so instead of dish washing himself he eats the dishes. vidic doesnt need medicin he stares on his injury until it cures itself.  zidane's skills of headbutting materazzi came from the master vidic. because of vidic being so serious everytime a comedian trying to make vidic laugh he eats the comedian... nah they werent so good... |
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Apr 25, 2007 17:08:09 GMT
Good effort there mate...i think you deserve a score for that  |
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Post by Coogie on Apr 25, 2007 17:40:22 GMT
Nemanja Vidic shot JR
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Post by Chris on Apr 25, 2007 19:25:50 GMT
when nemanja vidic starts singing the world gets a headache. Why would the World get a headache when he is the best singer that has ever lived. The US Army didn't find Sadam. Nemanja Vidic found him in 10 minutes. God worships Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris worships Nemanja Vidic. The big bang happened when Nemanja Vidic farted. He wanted some more space. |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Apr 25, 2007 20:14:46 GMT
The big bang happened when Nemanja Vidic farted. He wanted some more space. haha |
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Post by RedArmy20 on Apr 25, 2007 21:40:03 GMT
vidic cant handle playing with a football if its not on fire. vidic doesnt fight fire with fire he fights fire with vidic. |
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Post by redsoldier on Apr 26, 2007 0:49:41 GMT
They once made Nemanja Vidic toilet paper. It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Apr 26, 2007 5:11:02 GMT
They once made Nemanja Vidic toilet paper. It wouldn't take shit from anybody. brilliant!! |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Apr 26, 2007 17:36:12 GMT
They once made Nemanja Vidic toilet paper. It wouldn't take shit from anybody. Brilliant #thumb#! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2007 15:14:43 GMT
Nemanja Vidic doesn't do push ups, Nemanja Vidic pushes the world DOWN!
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Post by redsoldier on May 1, 2007 14:53:23 GMT
Nemanja Vidic built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Nemanja Vidic met all three bullets with his biceps, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Nemanja Vidic sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled Footballing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nemanja Vidic roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Post by RedArmy20 on May 1, 2007 16:15:04 GMT
hahahhaha |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on May 1, 2007 17:29:00 GMT
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