Bornared
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Post by Bornared on Jun 1, 2007 10:31:26 GMT
Heres a few more:
Most people fear the Reaper. Nemanja Vidic considers him a "promising rookie."
Most Anti-Bacterials claim to kill 99.9% of all germs. Nemanja Vidic kills 110% of whatever the hell he wants.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't play god, because playing is for children. God, however, plays Nemanja Vidic.
Nemanja Vidic is 1/8th Cherokee, not by ancestry, but because he once ate a Native American.
They once tried to clone Nemanja Vidic, but his DNA was so powerful that is was hard to make an identical clone. They ended up with Arnold Schwarzenegger instead, the next best thing.
Nemanja Vidic counted to infinity. And then back down to negative infinity. Twice.
When on eBay, Nemanja Vidic doesn't bid, he always wins.
Ever wondered why modern Man stands upright? Because Nemanja Vidic punched them in the chin.
Nemanja Vidc was orginally considered for the lead role in 24. But after killing all of the terrorists in 12 minutes and 43 seconds the produces decided to go for someone else.
Nemanja Vidic is so good at FIFA that he completed the entire career mode in 4 hours... using Yeovil.
If you spell "Nemanja Vidic" in Scrabble, you win... forever.
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Post by Manc Fever on Jun 1, 2007 11:21:53 GMT
Hahaha , good ones !  |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jun 1, 2007 12:24:10 GMT
! Haha nice!
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Post by mysteriousjeff on Jun 1, 2007 13:12:35 GMT
Rio Ferdinand once merk'd Nemanja Vidic. They both shared a good laugh. Later that day, Nemanja merk'd Rio by "pretending" to stab him.
Wolverine from the X-Men comics and movies is based entirely on Nemanja Vidic and was originally called "Nemanja Vidic" instead. When Vidic himself threatened to sue for the use of his likeness and name, they gave him a queer hair cut and called him Wolverine. This allowed them to keep the parts about Nemanja that are true, like the ability to heal, the claws, and the adamantium skeleton.
Santa Claus once told Nemanja Vidic to sit in his lap. There were no survivors.
It is written that one day Nemanja Vidicwill team up with Eric Cantona and Zinedine Zidane. They will patrol the land clotheslining, karate kicking and headbutting every motherfucker in sight. This is known as the Apocalypse.
The hit television show "Lost" takes place in Nemanja Vidic's back yard.
Contrary to popular belief, it was not Moses who freed the Israelites from Egypt. It was in fact Nemanja Vidic who delivered a clothesline to the Red Sea, parting it for hours.
Nemanja Vidic is considered a prime number in certain schools in Serbia.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't believe in Germany.
Nemanja Vidic wrote Led Zeppelin's legendary "Stairway To Heaven", but taught it to Jimmy Page and waived all rights to the song. Vidic thought the chord progression and picking arrangements were faggy.
Nemanja Vidic once went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Three hours later, the dinosaurs were extinct.
If you ever see a photo of Nemanja Vidic smiling, you can be pretty sure it's because he's just murdered somebody.
R.E.M. sang that "Everybody Hurts". A little-known fact about this song is that it was written after lead singer Michael Stipe watched Nemanja Vidic walk down the street in a bad mood.
Nemanja Vidic begins every day with a bowl of muesli, a plate of toast and a freshly squeezed glass of the blood of his enemies.
Nemanja Vidic is what U2 were looking for. And they still haven't found him.
It wasn't Pippo Inzaghi who put two goals past Liverpool in the 2007 Champions League final: it was Nemanja Vidic wearing Inzaghi's skin as a disguise.
There is no such thing as shooting stars: only footballs that have been kicked in anger by Nemanja Vidic.
Do you remember the first girl you ever loved? The first girl that ever made you feel like you were the only guy in the world, the first girl that you said those three words to: "I love you"? So does Nemanja Vidic. He was fucking her behind your back.
Nemanja Vidic was originally offered the role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of fucking jewellery."
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jun 1, 2007 13:38:32 GMT
Nemanja Vidic was originally offered the role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of fucking jewellery." Nemanja Vidic is what U2 were looking for. And they still haven't found him. It wasn't Pippo Inzaghi who put two goals past Liverpool in the 2007 Champions League final: it was Nemanja Vidic wearing Inzaghi's skin as a disguise. Nemanja Vidic once went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Three hours later, the dinosaurs were extinct. Nemanja Vidic doesn't believe in Germany. The hit television show "Lost" takes place in Nemanja Vidic's back yard. Wolverine from the X-Men comics and movies is based entirely on Nemanja Vidic and was originally called "Nemanja Vidic" instead. When Vidic himself threatened to sue for the use of his likeness and name, they gave him a queer hair cut and called him Wolverine. This allowed them to keep the parts about Nemanja that are true, like the ability to heal, the claws, and the adamantium skeleton. Those ones are brilliant! ! |
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Post by mysteriousjeff on Jun 1, 2007 16:07:05 GMT
Those ones are brilliant! ! Haha, I thankyou. I made a couple of those up myself. |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jun 1, 2007 16:52:13 GMT
Those ones are brilliant! ! Haha, I thankyou. I made a couple of those up myself. Nice one mate, keep 'em coming #thumb# |
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Post by sahahahaha on Jun 1, 2007 18:12:30 GMT
Nemanja Vidic is responsible for the death of Christ, after a pleasent meal and a few drinks, Jesus turned to Nemanja and said "Lets get hammered"
Nemanja Vidic once went parashooting. The event was later known as horoshima
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lotzita
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Post by lotzita on Jun 1, 2007 20:11:02 GMT
Some of these are really hilarious Great!!! Keep 'em coming  |
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Post by RedArmy20 on Jun 1, 2007 21:28:48 GMT
hahahahahahaha brilliant stuff! |
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ReD RaT
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Post by ReD RaT on Jun 2, 2007 2:40:00 GMT
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jun 2, 2007 8:07:47 GMT
Nemanja Vidic is responsible for the death of Christ, after a pleasent meal and a few drinks, Jesus turned to Nemanja and said "Lets get hammered" Nemanja Vidic once went parashooting. The event was later known as horoshima Haha! |
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mike620
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Post by mike620 on Jun 2, 2007 19:16:27 GMT
Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". HAHAHA thats hilarious ;D |
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robnob
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Post by robnob on Jun 3, 2007 11:17:27 GMT
Vida should've been on the Snickers ad instead of Mr T. On that note, Vidic wouldn't need a tank.
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richt
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Post by richt on Jun 3, 2007 12:03:57 GMT
There is day named after every woman Nemanja Vidic has ever pleasured..
Mothers Day
(Damn Chuck Norris boards are losing their charm)
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