Post by Chris on Apr 23, 2007 20:34:35 GMT
won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Nemanja Vidic calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Vidic.
Superman wears Nemanja Vidic pajamas.
...and on the seventh day Nemanja Vidic said, "I'll take it from here."
Nemanja Vidic and Superman once arm-wrestled. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his trousers.
Nemanja Vidic can leave a message before the beep.
Since the Asian Tsunami, Nemanja Vidic no longer farts while swimming in the Pacific Ocean...
Nemanja Vidic has counted to infinity....twice.
Nemanja Vidic lost his virginity before his father did
None of Bigfoot's friends believe him about his picture of Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja Vidic's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Jesus's bumper sticker says "WWNVD?"
When Nemanja Vidic jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, water gets Vidic
Nemanja Vidic sells his urine canned. It is marketed under the name "Red Bull."
Nemanja Vidic sorts his washing into three piles - Whites, Colours and Bloodstains.
Giraffes were created when Nemanja Vidic uppercutted a horse
Feel free to add some more to the thread..............
(Note- I didn't personally come up with these-I don't want people to think im stealing jokes)
Nemanja Vidic calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Vidic.
Superman wears Nemanja Vidic pajamas.
...and on the seventh day Nemanja Vidic said, "I'll take it from here."
Nemanja Vidic and Superman once arm-wrestled. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his trousers.
Nemanja Vidic can leave a message before the beep.
Since the Asian Tsunami, Nemanja Vidic no longer farts while swimming in the Pacific Ocean...
Nemanja Vidic has counted to infinity....twice.
Nemanja Vidic lost his virginity before his father did
None of Bigfoot's friends believe him about his picture of Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja Vidic's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Jesus's bumper sticker says "WWNVD?"
When Nemanja Vidic jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, water gets Vidic
Nemanja Vidic sells his urine canned. It is marketed under the name "Red Bull."
Nemanja Vidic sorts his washing into three piles - Whites, Colours and Bloodstains.
Giraffes were created when Nemanja Vidic uppercutted a horse
Feel free to add some more to the thread..............
(Note- I didn't personally come up with these-I don't want people to think im stealing jokes)
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