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Post by united4lyf on May 13, 2008 15:43:16 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories! LMAO if that ever impossibly unbelievebly happened i'm sure you'd have some hefty guys sent your way!!!
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jogabonito
United Reserve Player
When passion leads to madness
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Post by jogabonito on May 13, 2008 19:56:30 GMT
quote me on this after the final...if anyone is going to score a last minute winner. it will be saha no doubt
I would want it to be wayne though. He deserve the attention, with Ronaldo and the defence getting all the headlines, i would love it if he was the hero on Wednesday night.
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Post by stretfordendling on May 13, 2008 20:38:14 GMT
VDS to get the winner then retire
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Post by Rambling Red Devil on May 13, 2008 23:24:00 GMT
Team I'd like to see play: -----------VDS----------- Brown---Rio---Vidic---Evra --Owen--Carrick--Scholes-- --Ronnie--Tevez--Rooney-- Subs: PIG, Mickey, Anderson, Fletcher, Giggs, Nani, Park I'd go with that team. Nah, you can take Hargreaves out. Fergie and Querioz have been in love with Park , and they've started him over recent games, so Ji-Sung to replace Owen.
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Post by adexkola on May 14, 2008 1:03:50 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories!
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Post by adexkola on May 14, 2008 1:05:57 GMT
It's going to very hard for Fergie to drop people for the squad that will be on the pitch. Thank God I don't have to do it, everyone has been fantastic this season.
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Post by redsoldier on May 14, 2008 1:26:05 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories! Your a strange, straaaaaaange man
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Post by andoverred on May 14, 2008 7:49:41 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories! Your a strange, straaaaaaange man I put it down to a vivid imagination and the reefer I was smoking. You wouldn't think I wrote Children's Books for a living would you?! Well, funnily enough I don't!
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Post by unitedfromciputat on May 14, 2008 8:40:49 GMT
Your a strange, straaaaaaange man I put it down to a vivid imagination and the reefer I was smoking. You wouldn't think I wrote Children's Books for a living would you?! Well, funnily enough I don't! Top Class. If that happen, I will be very happy ;D
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Post by Pooja on May 14, 2008 15:02:19 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories! May be you should really start writing books.
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Post by Supatrice> on May 14, 2008 15:50:02 GMT
Andovered, if that doesn't happen I'm going to feel slightly disappointed now
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Post by andoverred on May 14, 2008 15:57:41 GMT
Andovered, if that doesn't happen I'm going to feel slightly disappointed now Me to mate!
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Post by Supatrice> on May 14, 2008 16:20:22 GMT
Ah yeah can anyone on here clear this up for me. Someone said the final will be on at 11pm this season because it's in Moscow? Is that right?
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Post by andoverred on May 14, 2008 16:34:34 GMT
No mate. The kick-off is 7:45 our time. Moscow is + 3 hours GMT; therefore it will be 10:45 their time! Moscow will have to prepare for 50,000 Mancs doing the samba at 1am Thursday morning!
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Post by Suprah™ on May 14, 2008 18:05:50 GMT
A Terry own goal would be hilarious no doubt. However, what about this scenario - United launch an attack in the 89th minute, with the teams locked at 1-1, and the ball lands at Rooney's foot 25 yards from goal. He steps to the right and unleashes a piledriver towards goal. John Terry dives at full stretch to head (palm) the ball away, however the ball is hit with such force that Terry's (already dislocated) right arm flies off into the top corner. The ball is then deflected into fat Frank's 'spare tyre' and rebounds (bounces) back in the path of Rooney, who is feeling slightly nauseated at the sight of JT's arm flying into the goal. Rooney mishits the ball which cannons off Cech's head, knocking his head guard off in the process, and lands on the goal line. The linesman awards the goal, even though he was throwing up at the time!! BTW Before you cry "you sick bastard", my 4-year old son loves these kind of stories! and that's exactly the reason that this story will never be made into a children's football book
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