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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 11:51:16 GMT
Dear Rustin,
I am fat. What do?
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Carbon
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 12:00:07 GMT
Dear Rustin, I am fat. What do? regards Carbon I would've said stop ordering Pizza, but we can't have that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 12:02:03 GMT
Dear Rustin, I am fat. What do? regards Carbon I would've said stop ordering Pizza, but we can't have that. I've not had a pizza for 6 days. I need one of them 'days since last....' signs |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 12:10:09 GMT
I would've said stop ordering Pizza, but we can't have that. I've not had a pizza for 6 days. I need one of them 'days since last....' signs No pizza for 6 days? That's outrageous, that's why there's been no movement in the transfer window for the last 25 mins. Rustin Cohle we have a serious problem here, and you need to fix it, pronto.  |
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Post by CaajScot on Jul 7, 2016 12:13:17 GMT
I would've said stop ordering Pizza, but we can't have that. I've not had a pizza for 6 days. I need one of them 'days since last....' signs |
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jul 7, 2016 12:26:50 GMT
Dear Rustin, I am fat. What do? regards Carbon Dear Carbon, I'm sorry to hear that. I recommend a few things: 1) Carve out some time to engage in physical activity that you enjoy, be it playing football with friends, going for a run or a swim, or just some situps in the comfort of your own room with your headphones in. 2) Don't completely change your diet, but make a few small changes. Things like replacing unhealthy snacks on your desk at work with apples or bananas - often when we snack at work (including me) we just want something to eat and don't really care what, so this can be an easy way to eat healthier. 3) Buy smaller plates, so it looks like there is more food on the plate than there actually is. 4) Always leave something on your plate at mealtime - this creates a good mentality. 5) Allow yourself some cheat days to have your favourite food. In this case I am assuming it is pizza; if we assume United get to the final of every competition they participate in this season (a formality under Jose obviously) then we will play, by my estimation, 68 games (from the Community Shield to the FA Cup final) over 9 months. That works out as 1 pizza every 4 days in those 9 months (a ratio you can keep going between May-July due to international games, friendlies and a pizza for every transfer rumour you like), which may seem like a lot, but it will keep you happy and, when combined with my other steps, shouldn't be a problem. Lots of love, Rustin |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 12:29:06 GMT
Dear Rustin, I am fat. What do? regards Carbon Dear Carbon, I'm sorry to hear that. I recommend a few things: 1) Carve out some time to engage in physical activity that you enjoy, be it playing football with friends, going for a run or a swim, or just some situps in the comfort of your own room with your headphones in 2) Don't completely change your diet, but make a few small changes. Things like replacing unhealthy snacks on your desk at work with apples or bananas - often when we snack at work (including me) we just want something to eat and don't really care what, so this can be an easy way to eat healthier 3) Buy smaller plates, so it looks like there is more food on the plate than there actually is 4) Always leave something on your plate at mealtime - this creates a good mentality 5) Allow yourself some cheat days to have your favourite food. In this case I am assuming it is pizza; if we assume United get to the final of every competition they participate in this season (a formality under Jose obviously) then we will play, by my estimation, 68 games (from the Community Shield to the FA Cup final) over 9 months. That works out as 1 pizza every 4 days, which may seem like a lot, but it will keep you happy and, when combined with my other steps, shouldn't be a problem. Lots of love, Rustin Excellent, you're actually better than people with this as a 'real' job  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 12:30:17 GMT
Dear Rustin, I am fat. What do? regards Carbon Dear Carbon, I'm sorry to hear that. I recommend a few things: 1) Carve out some time to engage in physical activity that you enjoy, be it playing football with friends, going for a run or a swim, or just some situps in the comfort of your own room with your headphones in. 2) Don't completely change your diet, but make a few small changes. Things like replacing unhealthy snacks on your desk at work with apples or bananas - often when we snack at work (including me) we just want something to eat and don't really care what, so this can be an easy way to eat healthier. 3) Buy smaller plates, so it looks like there is more food on the plate than there actually is. 4) Always leave something on your plate at mealtime - this creates a good mentality. 5) Allow yourself some cheat days to have your favourite food. In this case I am assuming it is pizza; if we assume United get to the final of every competition they participate in this season (a formality under Jose obviously) then we will play, by my estimation, 68 games (from the Community Shield to the FA Cup final) over 9 months. That works out as 1 pizza every 4 days in those 9 months (a ratio you can keep going between May-July due to international games, friendlies and a pizza for every transfer rumour you like), which may seem like a lot, but it will keep you happy and, when combined with my other steps, shouldn't be a problem. Lots of love, Rustin Oh, i guess that it doesn't help there is a 48 pack of Wispa's on the desk opposite mine? and i have a 1.8Kg tub of Jelly Belly jelly beans? |
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jul 7, 2016 12:33:57 GMT
Dear Carbon, I'm sorry to hear that. I recommend a few things: 1) Carve out some time to engage in physical activity that you enjoy, be it playing football with friends, going for a run or a swim, or just some situps in the comfort of your own room with your headphones in. 2) Don't completely change your diet, but make a few small changes. Things like replacing unhealthy snacks on your desk at work with apples or bananas - often when we snack at work (including me) we just want something to eat and don't really care what, so this can be an easy way to eat healthier. 3) Buy smaller plates, so it looks like there is more food on the plate than there actually is. 4) Always leave something on your plate at mealtime - this creates a good mentality. 5) Allow yourself some cheat days to have your favourite food. In this case I am assuming it is pizza; if we assume United get to the final of every competition they participate in this season (a formality under Jose obviously) then we will play, by my estimation, 68 games (from the Community Shield to the FA Cup final) over 9 months. That works out as 1 pizza every 4 days in those 9 months (a ratio you can keep going between May-July due to international games, friendlies and a pizza for every transfer rumour you like), which may seem like a lot, but it will keep you happy and, when combined with my other steps, shouldn't be a problem. Lots of love, Rustin Oh, i guess that it doesn't help there is a 48 pack of Wispa's on the desk opposite mine? and i have a 1.8Kg tub of Jelly Belly jelly beans? That probably doesn't help, no. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 13:18:06 GMT
Dear Carbon, I'm sorry to hear that. I recommend a few things: 1) Carve out some time to engage in physical activity that you enjoy, be it playing football with friends, going for a run or a swim, or just some situps in the comfort of your own room with your headphones in. 2) Don't completely change your diet, but make a few small changes. Things like replacing unhealthy snacks on your desk at work with apples or bananas - often when we snack at work (including me) we just want something to eat and don't really care what, so this can be an easy way to eat healthier. 3) Buy smaller plates, so it looks like there is more food on the plate than there actually is. 4) Always leave something on your plate at mealtime - this creates a good mentality. 5) Allow yourself some cheat days to have your favourite food. In this case I am assuming it is pizza; if we assume United get to the final of every competition they participate in this season (a formality under Jose obviously) then we will play, by my estimation, 68 games (from the Community Shield to the FA Cup final) over 9 months. That works out as 1 pizza every 4 days in those 9 months (a ratio you can keep going between May-July due to international games, friendlies and a pizza for every transfer rumour you like), which may seem like a lot, but it will keep you happy and, when combined with my other steps, shouldn't be a problem. Lots of love, Rustin Oh, i guess that it doesn't help there is a 48 pack of Wispa's on the desk opposite mine? and i have a 1.8Kg tub of Jelly Belly jelly beans? Jesus Carbs where do you work.. Willy Wonkas? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 13:27:52 GMT
Oh, i guess that it doesn't help there is a 48 pack of Wispa's on the desk opposite mine? and i have a 1.8Kg tub of Jelly Belly jelly beans? Jesus Carbs where do you work.. Willy Wonkas? about 3 months ago the boss brought in - two BIG tubs of chocolate covered raisins 3 * 48 packs of kitkats, double deckers and aero's I blame these guys |
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Post by NR7 on Jul 7, 2016 13:51:45 GMT
Jesus Carbs where do you work.. Willy Wonkas? about 3 months ago the boss brought in - two BIG tubs of chocolate covered raisins 3 * 48 packs of kitkats, double deckers and aero's I blame these guys Is this company in the real world?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 14:03:53 GMT
about 3 months ago the boss brought in - two BIG tubs of chocolate covered raisins 3 * 48 packs of kitkats, double deckers and aero's I blame these guys Is this company in the real world? No. I think we've now firmly established that this is Roald Dahl's world. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2016 14:13:19 GMT
about 3 months ago the boss brought in - two BIG tubs of chocolate covered raisins 3 * 48 packs of kitkats, double deckers and aero's I blame these guys Is this company in the real world? Did I mention that the company is paying for my second trip to vegas in november? |
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Post by Sméagol on Jul 7, 2016 14:15:04 GMT
Is this company in the real world? Did I mention that the company is paying for my second trip to vegas in november? Ban yourself again!! |
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