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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 13:53:37 GMT
Dear Rustin, I don't know why, but I find it both confusing and weird, that Besties real name is Dan, and wonder if you could recommend a good registry office for him to change it officially to 'Bestie' Cheers, Real name omitted. To clarify, 'Dan Gallagher' is not my real name. If you were to do a quick internet search you should hopefully enjoy the tongue in cheek situational reference that is in there as well. I did get that, IMDB was my first point of reference  |
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Post by Sméagol on Jul 12, 2016 13:54:57 GMT
Dear Rustin, I don't know why, but I find it both confusing and weird, that Besties real name is Dan, and wonder if you could recommend a good registry office for him to change it officially to 'Bestie' Cheers, Real name omitted. To clarify, 'Dan Gallagher' is not my real name. If you were to do a quick internet search you should hopefully enjoy the tongue in cheek situational reference that is in there as well. I think I know your real name  |
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Post by NR7 on Jul 12, 2016 14:17:38 GMT
To clarify, 'Dan Gallagher' is not my real name. If you were to do a quick internet search you should hopefully enjoy the tongue in cheek situational reference that is in there as well. I think I know your real name It's neither really a secret nor do I think bestie is MI6  |
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Post by Sméagol on Jul 12, 2016 14:33:22 GMT
I think I know your real name It's neither really a secret nor do I think bestie is MI6  |
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Post by . on Jul 12, 2016 16:22:50 GMT
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Post by king nothing on Jul 12, 2016 18:42:54 GMT
Dear Rustin, I don't know why, but I find it both confusing and weird, that Besties real name is Dan, and wonder if you could recommend a good registry office for him to change it officially to 'Bestie' Cheers, Real name omitted. To clarify, 'Dan Gallagher' is not my real name. If you were to do a quick internet search you should hopefully enjoy the tongue in cheek situational reference that is in there as well. That was my next step. God, I'm a fucking stalker. |
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Post by united07 on Jul 12, 2016 21:54:28 GMT
This can also be General Advice from Rustin, too. I can take a stab at your problem, @dedrevil , and suggest standing further back from the electric fence whilst having a pee.  |
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Post by Bestie on Jul 12, 2016 22:03:54 GMT
I think I know your real name It's neither really a secret nor do I think bestie is MI6 |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Jul 12, 2016 23:17:55 GMT
Dear Dan, You did the right thing in being honest, open and straightforward with her. That's your part mostly done already. As long as you were clear and left no doubt as to the unlikelihood of a romantic relationship I think you've done well. Has she stated what she wants? She may not be looking for romance. When I travelled post-University I met several people, some of them pretty girls, but all very nice. Often, despite not knowing me well, they asked if I could show them round London were they ever to visit. It wasn't a romantic request, and even if they did come to London I'd almost certainly never see them again; they simply just wanted someone to latch on to in an unfamiliar city, someone to show them the ropes but then let them explore. Its possible she is after this, though the bumping into eachother comment may preclude this. Maybe she just loves Eric Cantona & Patrice Evra and wants to chat with you about them? In any event, you have done your part. In this case, as frustrating as it can seem, inaction for the most part, I would recommend inaction, letting her get on with it and enjoy Belfast. If she wants to meet for a coffee by all means go and be friendly, but try not to lead her on. Hopefully she has the sense to realise it ain't gonna happen and just enjoys her trip to that fine city. Lots of love, Rustin Dear Rustin, I can confirm that prior messages strongly suggest an interest in a romantic relationship (or even, more specifically, love[!]). Sadly, long and fulfilling discussions of Le Roi and our Pat have not been intimated. Your words of encouragement are much appreciated and I will indeed allow what will be, to be. Many thanks. Your friend, Dan. 'Dan', I'm not Rustin but it shows she has low self-esteem. I wouldn't say distance is a problem when there's love, but if she's ready to commit so quickly and speak of love one can say this is neediness and/or emotional immaturity, no matter how pretty or confident she seems to be. Run. Do you know what she has in common with the Stretford End Arising? They're both trouble on the way. Seriously. |
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Post by king nothing on Jul 15, 2016 16:48:36 GMT
Dear Rustin
This is a long standing problem. A person I have to work with, for over six years I might add, sounds just like Bob Fleming.
It's gotten to the point, where driving home today, I actually considered slamming the van into a very large tree just outside of Alderley Edge.
I have asked my manager if he can be moved to another department, to no avail. The above video, whilst very funny would eventually crack the most patient soul.
Yours hopefully
Simon (real name).
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 17:00:33 GMT
Dear Rustin,
I've just been informed that I have to work until 1.30 P.M tomorrow.
I don't have MUTV and no way of getting it, so can't record/pause the game.
I'll miss at least the 1st half, depending on traffic, maybe the 2nd.
Calling in sick isn't an option.
I'm truly distraught, please help me.
Dek, Real name, real problem.
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jul 15, 2016 17:49:33 GMT
Dear Rustin This is a long standing problem. A person I have to work with, for over six years I might add, sounds just like Bob Fleming. It's gotten to the point, where driving home today, I actually considered slamming the van into a very large tree just outside of Alderley Edge. I have asked my manager if he can be moved to another department, to no avail. The above video, whilst very funny would eventually crack the most patient soul. Yours hopefully Simon (real name). Dear Simon, Workplace problems can be very awkward, particularly ones such as this where it isn't easily solved. If you have connections to the mafia then your best bet may be arranging a job offer he simply cannot refuse. If you don't have mafia connections, I suggest you PM Carbon... Lots of love, Rustin |
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jul 15, 2016 17:58:17 GMT
Dear Rustin, I've just been informed that I have to work until 1.30 P.M tomorrow. I don't have MUTV and no way of getting it, so can't record/pause the game. I'll miss at least the 1st half, depending on traffic, maybe the 2nd. Calling in sick isn't an option. I'm truly distraught, please help me. Dek, Real name, real problem. Dear Dek, Are you concerned about knowing the score before watching? If not then just set up score updates, listen in the car on the way home and then use a cousin of our good friend the river. If not knowing the score is paramount then it becomes a lot harder, though the final step is still the same, albeit asap. Another point is that, whilst it is technically Jose's first game, it's his first game in the same way that the first game at the new Wembley was that match between the two sets of builders rather than the 07 cup final (sorry for bringing that game up). It will be interesting to see his formation but that's about it; too many players are missing to guess a lineup, and the style of play won't be evident in a pre season game against Wigan, nor will be the quality of play. If this game was being played in China at 2AM UK time I doubt you'd fret, so I recommend not worrying here either. Just make sure you're ready for the Community Shield on August 7th. Lots of love, Rustin |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 18:40:12 GMT
Dear Rustin This is a long standing problem. A person I have to work with, for over six years I might add, sounds just like Bob Fleming. It's gotten to the point, where driving home today, I actually considered slamming the van into a very large tree just outside of Alderley Edge. I have asked my manager if he can be moved to another department, to no avail. The above video, whilst very funny would eventually crack the most patient soul. Yours hopefully Simon (real name). Dear Simon, Workplace problems can be very awkward, particularly ones such as this where it isn't easily solved. If you have connections to the mafia then your best bet may be arranging a job offer he simply cannot refuse. If you don't have mafia connections, I suggest you PM Carbon ...Lots of love, Rustin I have no knowledge of workplaee issues |
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Jul 15, 2016 18:56:26 GMT
Dear Simon, Workplace problems can be very awkward, particularly ones such as this where it isn't easily solved. If you have connections to the mafia then your best bet may be arranging a job offer he simply cannot refuse. If you don't have mafia connections, I suggest you PM Carbon ...Lots of love, Rustin I have no knowledge of workplaee issues Mafia issues though... |
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