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Post by missunited on Jul 24, 2007 22:23:54 GMT
At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Vidic defeats both Potter and Voldemort. It's the surprising plot. lol ;d |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jul 25, 2007 17:09:00 GMT
At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Vidic defeats both Potter and Voldemort. It's the surprising plot.  |
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Post by Chris on Jan 3, 2008 23:11:52 GMT
old school thread.
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Post by thatboyronaldo on Jan 29, 2008 22:30:06 GMT
i hear vidic missed the spurs game with a virus? but i think fergie gave him he day off so berbatov could one day play for united!
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Post by Supatrice> on Jan 29, 2008 23:57:37 GMT
Nemanja Vidic Put humpty dumty back together.
Nemanja Vidic can eat just one pringle.
Jesus celebrates Vidicmass
The only thing Nemanja failed at was attemting suicide, you can't kill nemanja.
Much has been made of the monsters appearence in Cloverfield. One on looker described the beast as 6 ft 2, serbian and wearing the No 15 Manchester Utd jersey.
Nemanja Vidic Touched Mc hammer.
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Post by Gapi on Jan 30, 2008 7:33:02 GMT
Nemanja Vidic Put humpty dumty back together. Nemanja Vidic can eat just one pringle. Jesus celebrates Vidicmass The only thing Nemanja failed at was attemting suicide, you can't kill nemanja. Much has been made of the monsters appearence in Cloverfield. One on looker described the beast as 6 ft 2, serbian and wearing the No 15 Manchester Utd jersey. Nemanja Vidic Touched Mc hammer. ;D |
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dozer
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Post by dozer on Jan 30, 2008 8:30:11 GMT
Some more I found...
Nemanja Vidic invented orphans.
Nemanja Vidic uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Nemanja Vidic only masturbates to pictures of Nemanja Vidic
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Nemanja Vidic.
When Nemanja Vidic's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Vidic said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Nemanja Vidic.
Nemanja Vidic does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Nemanja Vidic can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Nemanja Vidic during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Nemanja Vidic is.
Nemanja Vidic cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Nemanja Vidic says.
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Post by stretfordendling on Jan 31, 2008 11:31:45 GMT
The day the Titanic sank Nemanja was having a swim.
Vidic leaned on the Tower of Piza.
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manc1999
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Post by manc1999 on Jan 31, 2008 18:12:36 GMT
HaHa. These are fukin class. Right let me see.....
Vidic doesn't revolve around the sun, the sun revolves around Vidic .
Nemanja Vidic once fell, we now call this the Grand Canyon.
Nemanja Vidic doesn't run, he tells the ground to rotate beneath him.
Nemanja Vidic once wrote a book, Chuck Norris calls it The Bible.
It was actually Nemanja Vidic who painted the Mona Lisa.
Nemanja Vidic once farted after a Chicken Vindaloo, He named the aftermath Liverpool.
Nemanja Vidic decides when Infinity ends !
Nemanja vidic is allowed 31 seconds in Countdown !
Nemanja Vidic invented the Wheel.
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mufcjoe
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Member of the Month - March 08
Whos that comin over the hill?Is it Nemanja?No, wait its a scouser on my bike!Get here you lil twat!
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Post by mufcjoe on Jan 31, 2008 18:35:06 GMT
Nemanja Vidic can now fly, as Gravity is afraid to try pulling him down.
A shooting star is actually a striker after Vidic tackled him!
Vidic once threw a paper aeroplane. This became the first plane in space.
Vidic's muscles have their own gravitational pull.
Vidic was once picked second in PE class. Then came the BIG BANG.
Vidic once made a bet and lost. The bookies didnt dare tell him that!!!
Vidic has the best eyes ever for poker. No-one dares looking into them to see his bluff!!
These may be shit but, off the top of my head so don't blame me.
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Post by mrsrepublik on Jan 31, 2008 21:28:35 GMT
There are no races, only countries of people Vidic has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Post by Supatrice> on Jan 31, 2008 21:55:56 GMT
lol Nemanja Vidic has a strong handshake, just ask Jeremy Beadle? (when he was alive) |
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dozer
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Post by dozer on Feb 1, 2008 7:37:37 GMT
Ok.. just thought of this one but not so good.
The hanging gardens of Babylon was left hanging to dry by Vidic after he peed on it.
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Post by redsoldier on Feb 1, 2008 11:01:44 GMT
There is no such thing as global warming, just Nemanja Vidic taking his shirt off
ooo la la
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Post by stretfordendling on Feb 1, 2008 15:31:25 GMT
Nemanja Vidic broke the Sphinx's nose
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