klauq
United Youth Teamer
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Post by klauq on Feb 5, 2008 7:57:14 GMT
Mrs Rowling decided to end Harry Potter's tale when she learned about Vidic, and he's real.
So too JRR Tolkien.
Rambo got sequels; Rambo, Rambo2, Rambo3 and now Rambo4. Vidic can have none.
Alcohols cant get Vidic drunk. Strikers' blood can..
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Post by stretfordendling on Feb 5, 2008 9:01:22 GMT
God created man, Vidic created pain.
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dozer
United School Boy
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Post by dozer on Feb 7, 2008 10:53:08 GMT
Once someone thought Nemanja Vidic was Wes Brown and called out, “Hey! Brown!”. Nemanja Vidic beat him up black and blue.
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dozer
United School Boy
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Post by dozer on Feb 7, 2008 10:56:11 GMT
The Virgin Islands was called The Horny Islands when Nemanja Vidic visited them.
They are now known as The Islands.
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David Gill
United Bench Warmer
Modric next stop...plg%%Vidic%%
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Post by David Gill on Mar 11, 2008 10:14:43 GMT
The bermunda triangle is Vidic's extermination camp.
When asked if he was human, he responded with the following statement: " Do humans have 5 dicks?"
Mount Everest is Vidic's pile of shit.
King Kong was Vidic's toy.
Vidic's sperm is the size of a whale.
Vivdic once said to Sir Alex Ferguson " Make me your defender now!!!"
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FergiesGum
United Reserve Player
Utd Kids Wife - In that Order!plg%%Roy Keane, Paul Scholes, Wayne Rooney%%
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Post by FergiesGum on Mar 13, 2008 0:08:43 GMT
haha brilliant  |
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Post by philmufc93 on Apr 3, 2008 16:40:46 GMT
Vidic created the saying, "I see dead people" when the Manchester United coaching staff forgot his birthday ;D |
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Post by Rambling Red Devil on Apr 5, 2008 8:18:51 GMT
Nemanja Vidic IS God. |
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Post by mltezr on Apr 6, 2008 7:40:07 GMT
people once though vidic was injured. little they new he went into the future to save mankind. he came back and murdered those that believed he was injured. vidic never gets hurt
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Post by philmufc93 on Apr 6, 2008 14:34:43 GMT
people once though vidic was injured. little they new he went into the future to save mankind. he came back and murdered those that believed he was injured. vidic never gets hurt  #gun1-1# #scouser# |
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Post by belfastred76 on Apr 10, 2008 14:34:50 GMT
Vidic sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him!!!
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Post by Chris on Nov 23, 2009 21:35:04 GMT
I've found it and brought it back!!!
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Post by united4lyf on Nov 23, 2009 21:56:12 GMT
Ahh where've you dug this up from Chris?!  oh god love some of these! |
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Post by Bestie on Nov 23, 2009 22:56:51 GMT
In the Animal Kingdom, mother She-wolves tell their cubs the story of "The Wolf Who Cried Vidic."
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Post by mltezr on Nov 24, 2009 0:18:47 GMT
vidic once ate the apple from the forbidden tree. God punished himself as he couldnt touch vidic  |
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